Monday, February 28, 2011

Results: NMW - "Royal Pains"

New Millennium Wrestling presents "Royal Pains"

February 26, 2010

Balch Springs Recreation Center - Balch Springs, TX


This is New Millennium Wrestling's first show of 2011 and it looks to be a notable one. Headlining is Jerry "The King" Lawler in a singles match against Matt Riviera (wrestler, actor, reality TV personality). Also on tap for tonight is two title matches as well as the first two inductions into the NMW Ring of Honor (their hall-of-fame).

The (relatively) new home arena of New Millennium Wrestling is just outside of Dallas in the city of Balch Springs, Texas. This is my first time to a NMW show (Dallas is a four hour drive from Houston). The Balch Springs Recreation Center is a decent enough facility. The crowd looks to be around 250. Lance Romance is here broadcasting his Playaz Perspective as a pre-show on www.lanceromance.com (Ustream).

As ring announcer Nigel Rabid starts the introduction to the first match he is interrupted by the Dark Circle. Well, Apoc anyway. Apoc informs us that Tim Storm missed his flight and so the Dark Circle won't be defending their titles tonight. This brings out the Big Time Playas (Scott McKenzie and Danny Matthews). According to Matthews the deal was the Playas were to face "whoever holds the tag titles" and Apoc is holding the titles. (He was holding both belts.) Apoc who isn't about to face these two guys alone, announces he has a backup plan. Michael Barry will be joining the Dark Circle (at least for tonight) and subbing for Tim Storm.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Results: ACW - "A Psychotic Break"

Anarchy Championship Wrestling

A Psychotic Break

Hooligans - Live Oak, TX

February 21, 2011

 

It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Live Oak, Texas. Myself and 150+ others are gathered at Hooligan's Sports Bar for ACW's February event entitled "A Psychotic Break". As usual the show starts right on time. Barry Savant is the ring announcer.

Pre-Show

Match #1 -- Kash vs. Bolt Brady
This is a speed (Brady) versus size/strength (Kash) matchup. Strength wins. Kash finishes Brady off with a vicious powerbomb. Then powerbombs Brady again, just because he can.

As he presents the participants in the upcoming match, the ever sagacious Barry informs us that the team of Athena and Davey Vega have decided to collectively be known as the Hussy Busters. He introduces the team of Super Electro and Black Rocker as La Fraternidad de Las Luchas. Actually, I had to look at his Wrestle Texas Forum posting of the ACW - Psychotic Break results to learn that name. Barry might as well have been speaking Swahili as badly as he butchered that pronunciation.

Match #2 -- Tag Team Match
Athena & Davey Vega vs. Super Electro & Black Rocker
Athena starts the match against Electro. This doesn't bode well for my new favorite Joshi wrestler. Electro dropkicks her right in the face. Finally Vega makes himself useful and helps Athena even things up. It's Black Rocker who the Hussies get in real trouble though. Nice gymnastics from Athena. Even nicer is the off the top rope double knee press she hits on Electro. Doubleteam DDT on Black Rocker knocks him out and the Hussy Busters get the three.

Main Show


Match #1 -- 4 Way Elimination Match
Big Ricky Ramida vs. Khris Wolfe vs. Just Willie vs. Berry Breeze
As a result of the Faction Warfare match (ACW-"Guilty By Association") Berry Breeze no longer wears the blue of the Smurf Nation. Now on his own, red is his color scheme of choice. Personally I don't think it's wise to wear the color of fresh meat when you're up against three rather large, opportunistic competitors. But what do I know? As for the match itself, it's a typical four man (only two legal) elimination match - the kind ACW uses often and well. Just Willie overshoots a top rope moonsault but somehow still manages to eliminate Big Ricky. Breeze eliminates Wolfe by rollup. A Sunset Bomb on Willie earns Breeze the first win of his new solo career.

Match #2 -- Athena vs. Jen Alise
I'm torn. It's a matchup between my old new favorite and my new new favorite Joshi wrestlers. Her size and strength allow Jen Alise to dominate the early action. Athena uses the classical Greco-Roman technique of smashing your opponents face into the turnbuckle to swing the momentum into her favor. Ruthlessness and viciousness are Athena's stock-in-trade as she demonstrates by curb stomping Jen Alise into the turnbuckle, twice. Young Jen Alise makes a spirited comeback though, capped off by a crossbody off the second rope. But this is Athena's day (year!) and she puts Jen Alise away with a sweet, sweet flying Ace Crusher off the top rope.

Match #3 -- Six Man Tag Team Match
The Takeover: Jaykus Plisken & "Cowboy" James Claxton & Franco D'Angelo vs. Bolt Brady & The Cali Crush: Jordan Jensen & Dax Daring
I wasn't even remotely expecting to see the California Crush guys here in ACW. I believe they wrestle predominantly in the North Texas (Dallas) area although on every previous occasion that I've seen them it has been in East Texas (Huntsville, etc...). Not that it matters because they and their ebullient tag partner Bolt Brady are here to be sacrificial lambs to the monstrosity that is The Takeover. Miss Maulie approves. Brady and co. show some offensive sparks but mostly are rotating in and out for beatings. At one point, Plisken kicks Brady's lungs into the third row. Doubleteam offense by the Crush guys opens a brief window of opportunity for the lambs, but Claxton and D'Angelo are there to slam that sucker shut.

Match #4 -- 4 Team Elimination Tag Match for the ACW Tag Team Championship
Brent Masters & Mat Fitchett vs Jason Silver & Sky Ryder vs. Rachel Summerlyn & Jessica James vs. (c) The Smurf Nation: JC Bravo & Chingo Smurf
JC Bravo and Mat Fitchett start the match with some nice matwork, then decide it's easier to just kick the holy hell out of each other. After Masters and Fitchett send Silver and Sky Ryder scurrying to the outside, Rachel and Jessica seize the moment and attack. The Smurfs, rather heelishly, then attack the ladies. All of this somehow winds up in a 4 way chickenfight that you will just haved to see (on the dvd) to understand. Kash is out and single-handedly annihilates the Smurfs, resulting in their unceremonious elimination. Fitchett takes out Silver with a tope, allowing Rachel and Jessica to sneak in and rollup Masters and Sky Ryder. Rachel and Jessica's Egg-cellent Tag Team (there I said it) are the new ACW Tag Team Champions.

As the new Tag Team champions are celebrating in the ring, JT LaMotta makes the rude interruption, ostensibly seeking a tag team lesson from the champs. After his lewd request is soundly rebuffed, LaMotta proceeds to run down RaJett and women in general. Thankfully Skyler Skelly attacks and the next match is underway.

Match #5 -- JT LaMotta vs. Skyler Skelly
LaMotta keeps a running verbal battle going with RaJett (up in the announcer's booth) throughout this match, perhaps to help disguise that fact the he and Skelly use a half dozen indie finishers each to try and put away the other. In the end it's an old fashioned tope atomico (swanton bomb) off the top rope that finishes LaMotta. As Skyler celibrates LaMotta quietly slinks away.

Match #6 -- German Blood Match
Slim Sexy vs. High Roller Hayze
Barry (our illustrious ring announcer) informs us that this is only the second time in the last 40 years that a German Blood match has been held in the United States. The object of a German Blood match is to completely soak a towel in your opponents blood. Both Hayze and Sexy are out, each carrying a dish cloth sized white towel. Hayze finds a long chain under the ring. Chain shot by Hayze and Sexy is already bleeding. Chairs, wrenches, and a pair of handcuffs are all used as weapons. Each man will periodically retrieve his towel and wipe blood off the others head (soaking the towel). At one point the referee stops Hayze from doing this, telling him he is using the wrong towel. Hayze kicks him (the referee) in the stomach. Sexy gets Hayze in big trouble in the corner. Amanda Foxx is out to help Hayze. Reverse Death Valley Bomb and that's it for Amanda. Sexy uses the chain to secure Hayze in the tree of woe, then wraps it around Hayze's neck. From the outside Sexy chokes Hayze into unconsciousness. The referee calls for the bell. Since Hayze is unable to continue Sexy is declared the winner. Hayze doesn't want to stop though. Just Willie has to come out and calm Sexy down.

** INTERMISSION **

Back from the intermission, the ever facund Barry announces that during the second half of this show, he will be presenting the ACW 2010 awards (as voted on by you - the fans) to the winning individuals.

First up is the award for the Comeback Wrestler of the Year. The winner is Shawn Vexx but he is never announced. Darin Childs is out and knocks the award out of Barry's hand, breaking it. Vexx is out now as well and a fight is on. So on to the next match.

Match #7 -- Triple Threat Elimination Match for the ACW Heavyweight Championship
Darin Childs vs. Shawn Vexx vs. (c) Matthew Palmer
Childs and Vexx are out fighting amongst the crowd. Palmer makes his first appearance standing on the second floor railing. Palmer drops from the second floor onto his opponents. Now it's a triple threat. Once again, the indie finishers rear their heads. Now the referee is down. Childs has a cover on Vexx but there's no referee. Wait... McLovin (Jeff the Ref) is here to make the count. "One... two... F@#k you!" shouts McLovin while giving Childs the finger. Dramatic, even ballsy by McLovin but not real smart. Brainbuster for McLovin. With Childs distracted, Vexx sneaks in and rolls him up for the elimination. Of course, this brings out the Children of Pain (Wolfe, Silver, Sky Ryder) who along with Childs put a beatdown on Vexx and Palmer. Ever vigilant, (except for that whole beatdown thing) the referee starts a 10 count. Although battered and beaten, both Vexx and Palmer make it to their feet. The match continues. Vexx has the advantage but Palmer is kicking out of every pin attempt. The Snapshot turns things back around for Palmer. Snapmare piledriver (I have no idea what else to call this move) puts Vexx down for the count. Big victory for Palmer in his first title defense.

It is time for the next award. This one is for the 2010 Match of the Year. The winner is (as it should be) ACH vs. Akira Tozawa from Beyond Good and Evil - (October 10, 2010). ACH and Tozawa make their way to the ring and graciously accept the award plaque.

Match #8 -- Tag Team Match
The Rush Hour Double Dragons: ACH & Akira Tozawa vs. The Submission Squad: Gary Jay & Davey Vega
Yes, Barry introduced ACH and Tozawa as the Rush Hour Double Dragons. ACH and Gary Jay start the match. Gary Jay is running his mouth big time. ACH ends up slapping the taste right outta there and the time for talk is over. Gary Jay shows he can keep up with ACH on the mat. The Submission Squad manages to survive the early barrage from ACH and Tozawa. Some liberal doubleteams give the Submission Squad control and they take full advantage. ACH is taking a beating while Tozawa is fuming on the apron. Finally, hot tag to Tozawa and we're off and running into nearfall after nearfall. Good saves made by both sides. It's a hot finish as Tozawa pins Gary Jay with a Capture German Suplex hold while ACH fends off Davey Vega.

Postmatch, ACH wants a rematch of the MOTY with Tozawa. Akira wants a shot at ACH's U-30 title. As the Rush Hour Double Dragons face off Vega and Gary Jay attack from behind. They want a shot(s) at the title as well. So it's set. April 17th 2011 at the Mohawk in Austin. It's a Fatal Four Way for the U-30 title.

In a surprising development, Amanda Foxx wins the ACW Rookie of the Year award. I didn't think the fans would vote for her but hey... she deserves it.

Match #9 -- ACW American Joshi Championship Match
Amanda Foxx vs. (c) Lady Poison
Foxx literally spends the first part of this match hiding from Lady Poison. Once Foxx manages to take control of the match, she stretches Poison quite nicely. She even breaks out the bow-and-arrow. More fun is the double hammer with cruceta submission that Lady Poison somehow fights out of. After trading big forearm shots, Lady Poison rolls through a O'Connor rollup into a back bridge, leaving herself in position for the Poison Kiss. That's it for Amanda.

The last award to be presented is for the Tag Team of the Year. And the winner is... Evan Gelistico and Pierre Abernathy. And would you believe it, they just happen to be up next in the main event.

Main Event -- Tag Team Match
The Submission Squad: Evan Gelistico & Pierre Abernathy vs. "Showtime" Scot Summers & Masada
This is going to be a wild one. As Summers and Evan Gelistico take the fight to the outside. Masada beheads Abernathy with a wicked lariat. Summers is bleeding. Masada takes a stroll out to the parking lot and comes back with a couple of wooden screen doors. After laying them against the ring, Masada takes a broken bottle to Abernathy's forehead. Pierre's face is covered in blood. Evan Gelistico sets up a screen door in the corner of the ring. Summers attempts a spear but Evan Gelistico sidesteps sending Summers crashing through. The fight heads outside the ring again with the combatants using broken boards and chairs as weapons. The ring is filling up with debris. It's in the middle of all this that a tag match breaks out. After a few minutes of a perfunctory tag match we get back to the mayhem. The second screen door is set up and ready. Pierre Abernathy has a crimson mask from hell It's a 4.5 on the Muta Scale. This time Summers connects with the spear - and it's Abernathy (and Summers) crashing through the door. Abernathy looks to be legitimately hurt here. Masada ends the match with a rollup on Evan Gelistico.

Another strong showing from ACW. I'm already looking forward to the April 17 event in Austin.

jmr

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Results: XTW - "Next Big Thing"

Xtreme Technical Wrestling

SHSU Johnson Coliseum - Huntsville, TX

February 19, 2011

 

It is almost a certainty that on any given Saturday night (barring major holidays) there will be a professional wrestling card held somewhere in Texas. Tonight I find myself in the Piney Woods of East Texas for the debut show of the newest independent pro wrestling promotion in Texas - Xtreme Technical Wrestling (XTW). The Johnson Coliseum is a ballsy choice for a debut. Located on the campus of Sam Houston State University, the Johnson Coliseum is a Division 1 basketball arena which seats 6000+. Actual fans in seats looked to be about 75-100 people, not bad for a new promotion with a godawful brand name, but probably not enough to pay the rental fee for a facility of this size.

The show itself started promptly at 7:30. I guess you kind of have to start on time when there's a two electronic scoreboards at either end of the arena displaying nothing else but the current time. The ring announcer is the venerable Jim Dickson. There was actually a second ring announcer as well (trainee?) but I never caught his name. In fact, I only rarely caught what anyone was saying over the PA. I was starting to worry because this was the second show in a row where everything (voice over the microphone, not so much the music) sounded muddy and muffled. But I checked with the guy sitting next to me and he said he couldn't understand him either - so I know it wasn't just me. Not that it mattered anyway... because with almost no fanfare the show is off and running. Dickson introduces the wrestlers and the first match is underway.

Match #1 -- David Stahr vs. Aaron Hart
Stahr fancies himself as the "Hebrew Phenom" and has incorporated every heel tactic known to man into his arsenal. Aaron Hart has "Supernatural" embroidered on his tights. Stahr wins this with his Crucifix Pedigree.

Match #2 -- Ken Carson vs. Vincent Chase
Carson is accompanied (as usual) by the lovely Barbi Hayden. Chase is accompanied only by his enthusiasm. Ken Carson is in complete prick heel mode tonight. He's yelling at Barbi, talking trash to the crowd and being obnoxious at every opportunity. Carson attempts to school young Chase in armdrags but powders when it becomes obvious the youth doesn't need any more lessons. Here Carson does the biggest prick move of them all - he sends Barbi to the back - blaming her for "screwing him up". Carson does manage to take control of the match but seems unable to comprehend the fact that bad things happen to him when he goes to the top rope. Stinger Splash by Chase and we get to see the Carson Flop. Carson wins with a rollup and a handful of tights. BTW... that was the first and last we see of Barbi Hayden.

Match #3 -- Tag Team Match
Team Strong Style: Nick Guidry & Alex Reigns vs. California Crush: Dax Daring & Jordan O'Connor
We're not wasting any time, just quick intros and straight into the match. Guidry DDTs Daring on his head. Tope con hilo by Daring. Reigns makes a nice catch here, saving Daring from a nasty spill. O'Connor with a plancha suicida on Guidry. And they're all quickly back in the ring - sometimes slower is better guys. O'Connor gets in trouble and Guidry and Reigns work on his back. Guidry stretches O'Connor in various ways on the mat while Reigns decides to keep things simple and just wrap him in a bear hug. O'Connor makes his own comeback and leaves Reigns in trouble for Daring. Everybody spills to the outside. Reigns gets posted, Guidry is on his own. Doubleteam by the Crush puts Guidry away. The teams shake hands after the match.

It's 8:10pm and we are already at the intermission.

** INTERMISSION **

When they said 10 minutes they meant 10 minutes. Back from one of the shortest intermissions in indie wrestling history, Kelly Kevin is out to introduce A. Sensation

Match #4 -- A. Sensation vs. Steve DeMarco
DeMarco must be feeling generous tonight as he lets Sensation have the ring to preen and pose. Sensation makes with the major league stalling. The story of this match is Sensation tossing DeMarco outside for Kelly to choke, chop, and cheat any way she can. Finally DeMarco's had enough and tosses Sensation over and out. This bring Kelly into the ring. For some reason, as she's entering Kelly reaches into her tights and pulls out a sock and throws it to the mat. I must admit the significance of this escapes me. Kelly gets up in DeMarco's face admonishing him to "Not mess with my man". RockBottom on Kelly. The distraction worked however as Sensation knocks DeMarco down from behind and gets the rope assisted pin.

"Benchmark" Nick Blayze vs. ZenZen
Blayze seems to have some fans here but the majority prefer ZenZen. Blayze attacks as ZenZen enters the ring but his advantage is short-lived. In fact, he (Blayze) is already on the outside calling for a timeout. Wait... he's changed it to a twenty. ZenZen misses a corner spear and Blayze immediately goes to work on the shoulder, both inside the ring and out. But it's not enough and ZenZen is able to rally for a comeback. ZenZen lifts Blayze up into a fireman's carry setting up for a big move, but when swinging him around accidentally KO's the referee. Blayze rolls ZenZen up and has the tights. The referee revives enough to count the three.

ZenZen gets on the microphone and challenges Blayze to a rematch. At least I think that's what happened. I couldn't understand him at all. Blayze declines whatever was proffered.

As Mr. Dickson is beginning his main event introduction, he is rudely interrupted by a certain "Ruthless" Ryan Davidson. From what I could gather Davidson feels he is superior to everyone here and deserves... something? Ricky Douglas (head honcho here at XTW) is out and introduces Davidson to his future opponent (next month - March 26) Jax Dane. That should be interesting. Following a stare down and retreat by the "Ruthless" one, we move on to the main event.

Main Event -- Jasper Davis vs. Galan Ramirez
Davis counters Ramirez's lucha stylings with a big boot to the face. As I am not a Ramirez fan, I rather enjoy watching Davis methodically working him over even though he is not targeting any particular area. Davis gets posted and that's it for that. The two men trade headbutts but nothing will come of this. Ramirez gets Davis up into a fireman's carry and down into a neckbreaker. Pinfall victory for Ramirez.

It's 9:15pm and the show is over. Well, at least I won't have any problem finding an open restaurant.

jmr

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Texas Wrestling Calendar - 2011 **UPDATED**

Sat - February 19

  • Xtreme Technical Wrestling Facebook
  • SHSU Johnson Coliseum - 801 Bowers Blvd - Huntsville, TX - 7:30pm

Sun - February 20

Thu - February 24

  • Tough N Texas
  • Mi Mercado Flea Market - 227 New Laredo Hwy - San Antonio, TX - 7:00pm

Fri - February 25

Sat - February 26

Sun - February 27

Sat - March 5

  • River City Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Good Shepherd Lutheran Church - 1630 Goliad Rd - San Antonio, TX - 8:00pm
  • Texas All-Star Wrestling
  • Coaches Sports Bar - 5304 FM 1960 E - Humble, TX - 7:00pm
  • North American Wrestling Allegiance Facebook
  • NAWA Killer-torium - 472 Cox Rd - Waxahachie, TX - 6:00pm

Sun - March 6

Fri - March 11

Sat - March 12

Fri - March 18

Sat - March 19

Sun - March 20

Fri - March 25

Sat - March 26

  • Metroplex Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Metroflex Gym Midcities - 1820 Reliance Parkway - Bedford, TX - 8:00pm
  • Texas Championship Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Lonestar Event Center - 4036 FM 2767 - Tyler, TX
  • Attack N Destroy Facebook
  • Champions Life Centre - 3031 FM 2920 - Spring, TX - 7:30pm
  • Xtreme Technical Wrestling Facebook
  • SHSU Johnson Coliseum - 801 Bowers Blvd - Huntsville, TX - 7:30pm

Sat - April 2

Fri - April 8

Sat - April 9

Sun - April 10

Fri - April 22

Sat - April 30

jmr

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Results: WOW - "Valentine's Vengeance"

World of Wrestling

Valentine's Vengeance

VFW 8905 - Cypress, TX

February 11, 2011

 

VFW Post 8905 (Cypress, Texas) was standing room only as the World of Wrestling presented their big February event, Valentine's Vengeance. I know this because as I arrived (five minutes before the pre-show), I was relegated to one of the last available chairs in the back row. Sitting back there reminds me why I (usually) make the effort to be early, or even better, buy reserved tickets ahead of time. This is relevant because where I was sitting the PA sound wasn't carrying well over the crowd's normal din. Everything sounded muffled. Anyway, on to the show...
 

Pre-Show

Match #1 -- Five Guys Burger Battle
Shawn Houston vs. Les Mayne vs. "Backdraft" Chris Lee vs. "Gentleman" Jack Jameson vs. Slim Sexy
A local franchise of Five Guys Burgers and Fries is a sponsor of the WoW which is why they get a battle royal named after them and you don't. This was your typical over the top rope affair contested by five guys who all look like they regularly enjoy burgers and fries. Just the basic facts please.
  • Les Mayne is eliminated by Jameson.
  • Shawn Houston is eliminated by Chris Lee.
  • Slim Sexy topples over a low bridge courtesy of Gentleman Jack Jameson.
  • Jameson tossed over the top rope by the winner Chris Lee.

Main Show


Scot Summers and his Psycho Circus (Silky Baines, Jen Alise) are out to start the show. David Stahr is accompanying so I guess he has joined the Circus. Summers has the microphone. From the bits and pieces I could hear and understand Summers is introducing the Psychos, including David Stahr. (I think I head the word counselor.) Apparently, for reasons unknown (to me anyway), Summers is in charge tonight. This doesn't sit well with co-owner, promoter, and all-around good egg Chaz Taylor. Chaz enters with backup - Jaykus Plisken, Mike Dell, Ryan Genesis, Chris Lee, and Hambone. This is not an official group or anything, so for now we'll just call them Team WoW. Chaz is on the microphone. These guys could be up there cutting the greatest promos of their careers for all I know. Now it's Plisken who has the microphone. Some guy behind me keeps yelling "Mumble louder." Apparently Summers has made a #1 Contenders match between Dell and Plisken. That should be good. Now it's Ryan Genesis on the microphone. Genesis attacks Mike Dell. Not even 10 minutes into the show and Team WoW has a defector. PopN and Lock enter and Team WoW's intimidation factor decreases further. Eventually, Summers leads his Circus to the back, followed by Team WoW and it's time for some wrestling.

Match #1 -- #1 Contenders Match for the WoW Cruiserweight Championship
"Primetime" Ricky Douglas vs. Bolt Brady
These guys have similar physiques and styles. Douglas has experience while Brady has youth and exuberance. Brady should really lay off the energy drinks though, as hyperactivity seems to be his normal operating mode. Tonight though it's experience and treachery that pay off. Douglas uses the ropes to block a Codebreaker attempt, then with his feet on the ropes, folds up Brady for the win.

Some of Brady's exuberance must have infected Douglas as now he is calling out the Cruiserweight Champion ACH and demanding a title match right now. ACH asks the crowd if they want to see this matchup. The crowd answers in the affirmative and an impromptu championship match is about to get underway.

Match #2 -- WoW Cruiserweight Championship Match
"Primetime" Ricky Douglas vs. (c) ACH
Douglas attacks from behind as the referee is patting down ACH. Momentum doesn't favor Douglas long, as ACH quickly turns things back around. However, an ill-advised ropewalk swings the momentum back to Douglas as he pushes ACH off and in the process is able to snap ACH's arm over the top rope. Douglas now has a target to focus on at least for a little while. ACH hits a beautiful pumphandle neckbreaker (onto the knee) during his comeback. ACH gets the win when in one motion he pulls Douglas down into a cradle rollup then rolls on through into a cradle suplex. Count the three. Fun match.

As ACH celebrates his victory with the fans, Scot Summers and his new bestie Ryan Genesis make their way ringside. Summers is making another match. This one will be ACH versus Ryan Genesis for the Cruiserweight Championship and it will be now. Ring announcer Tony Brooklyn contends Genesis is too heavy to compete for the Cruiserweight title (cruiserweight cutoff is 220 lbs). As it happens, Genesis conveniently thought ahead to bring a digital bathroom scale out for just such a circumstance. According to this particular scale, well actually Summers reading of said scale, Genesis weighs in at 199 pounds. So Genesis, who is physically larger than Scot Summers (who is the Heavyweight Champion) gets a shot at the Cruiserweight title.


Match #3 -- WoW Cruiserweight Championship Match
Ryan Genesis vs. (c) ACH
Genesis waffles ACH with the scale to start the match. This is almost a two on one match as at every opportunity Summers (from the outside) punches, kick, stomps, chokes ACH. Somehow ACH manages to kick out of every pin attempt by Genesis. ACH even manages to rally for a comeback. But Summers isn't through interfering. As ACH goes up top Summers is there to push him off and into the clutches of Genesis. Death Valley Bomb and ACH is out. Ryan Genesis is the new Cruiserweight Champion.

ACH is helped to the back. Summers and Genesis remain at ringside as Chris Lee and Chaz Taylor make an entrance. It soon becomes obvious why Summers and Genesis are still out here, as Jen Alise and David Stahr are to face off with Chaz and Lee.

Match #4 -- Tag Team Match
"Backdraft" Chris Lee & Chaz Taylor vs. Jen Alise & David Stahr
This is more of a four on two match as at every opportunity Summers and Genesis (from the outside) punch, kick, stomp, choke Chaz and Lee. Somehow Chaz and Lee manage to hang tough - that is until Chaz finds himself handcuffed to a ringpost. Lee takes a knockout punch from Genesis and Stahr makes the cover. The Psycho Circus wins again.
Interestingly, there are several people sitting near me who just happen to have handcuff keys on them.

** INTERMISSION **

Match #5 -- #1 Contenders Match for the WoW Heavyweight Championship
Jaykus Plisken vs. Mike Dell
Mike Dell attempts here to use his speed and agility to counterbalance Plisken's strength advantage. But, Plisken has some quickness too and Dell eventually finds himself on the receiving end of Plisken's power moves. Scot Summers and Ryan Genesis are out at ringside again. This time they're just here to watch and do not interfere in the match. Plisken gets a clean win with his version of the Widowmaker (military press into a fireman's carry into the reverse Death Valley Bomb).

Postmatch, Dell and Plisken shake hands. But when Plisken turns away, Summers throws brass knuckles into the ring. Mike Dell puts the knuckles on and KO's Plisken. The Psycho Circus now adds Mike Dell to their growing roster. Chaz Taylor and what remains of Team WoW are out to prevent a further beatdown. Plisken recovers enough to grab a chair and chase the Circus guys to the back.

Match #6 -- WoW Women's Championship Match
Simply Luscious vs. (c) Barbi Hayden
I don't think I've ever seen Simply Luscious wrestle as a fan favorite. Which is fine by me because as a heel she rules. She easily had the crowd against her before she even entered the ring. By the time the real life super babyface Barbi Hayden entered the crowd was red hot. Eventually I would like to see these two work a full match. That wasn't happening here tonight as it was obvious they were just buying time until Jen Alise interferes. Miss Jen does interfere but only attacks Barbi. Whether this means Luscious is aligned with the Circus I don't know. Barbi retains by DQ.

Again Scot Summers makes his way to the ring. Ryan Genesis and Mike Dell are apparently buddies now and accompany Summers out. Summers was scheduled to defend the WoW Heavyweight title tonight against DJ King but King isn't here. Summers announces he will defend his title in a three way match against both Crusaders (PopN and Lock).

Match #7 -- Three Way Elimination Match for the WoW Heavyweight Championship
PopN vs. Lock vs. (c) Scot Summers
PopN and Lock immediately doubleteam Summers but then switch to tag style with one man in and the other on the apron. I'm confused. It doesn't really matter though as Dell and Genesis are roaming on the outside making life miserable for whichever Crusader isn't in the ring. Somehow both Crusaders make it to the 10 minute mark. It's curtains for the Crusaders though as Summers eliminates PopN with a legbar then Lock with a rear naked choke.

Main Event -- NWA Texas Tag Team Championship Match
Impeccable: Joey "Diamond" Figueroa & Ken Carson vs. the (c) Gulf Coast Connection: Ben Galvan and Rudy Russo
Figueroa and Carson, who are the reigning WoW Tag Team Champions, are accompanied by the lovely Barbi Hayden (who seems to have recovered completely from the beating she took earlier). The referee is allowing liberal doubleteams by the rudos (Galvan and Russo). Figueroa is taking a beating here. Three times Figueroa makes it to his corner and tags in Carson only for the referee to put Carson back out because he didn't see the tag. Yes, three times. At the 15 minute call Figueroa finally makes a tag to Carson that the referee sees. Carson is a burning house of fire for about sixty seconds or so and then tags Figueroa back in. D'oh!!! Now it's a free-for-all. Galvan, on the outside, grabs Barbi by the hair. Carson takes him out. Team Impeccable doubleteams Russo and Figueroa puts him away with a powerslam. Impeccable have won (back) the NWA Texas Tag Team titles.

jmr

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Results: RCW - Converse, TX (02-05-2011)

River City Wrestling

RCW Gym - Converse, TX

February 5, 2011


At some point RCW management decided it would be a swell idea to have a Sho Funaki Wrestling Clinic and their February wrestling show on the same day. Someone must have figured that it would be easier to have both events at the same location rather than trying to coordinate two different activities in two different places. That's how myself and about 150 other die hard wrestling fans ended up in a frigid warehouse on the outskirts of Converse, Texas on a chilly February night.

Ray the Voice is out to start the show. Miss Felicia enters the ring and is carrying award plaques. It appears tonight's festivities are going to begin with an award presentation. The first award of the evening is going out for "Most Shocking Moment of the Year". And the winner is... Black Monday (Joey Spector gets his championship belt back by loophole.) This brings out San Antonio's Most Unwanted for their first appearance of the night. As it turns out, every award in this first batch is for Joey Spector. He also wins awards for...
  • "Most Hated"
  • "Match of the Year" (Alissa Flash vs. Joey Spector 2 for the RCW Championship)
  • "Wrestler of the Year"
Spector seems somewhat surprised that he actually won the RCW Wrestler of the Year award. The crowd seems to have mixed feelings about this development. Spector now feels strongly that it was the fan's wives and girlfriends whose online votes put him over the top. Thankfully, the acceptance speech is kept relatively short.

Match #1 -- Steve McEnroe vs. Black Belt Jones
Steve McEnroe is the first new face of the evening. Mr. McEnroe is apparently quite the tennis enthusiast. He makes his first RCW entrance dressed like John McEnroe and carrying a tennis racket, even taking practice swings along the way. Black Belt Jones is out alone, nary another Karate Kid in sight. McEnroe not only keeps pace with Jones but gets in some nice legwork as well, including two big kneebreakers. He (McEnroe) seems to have everything in hand until he attempts a foolhardy Toro charge. However, as Jones rallies himself for a comeback, McEnroe kneecaps him. But a followup legbar submission doesn't put Jones away and here McEnroe just gives up on the legwork opting instead to just choke Jones out. Jones does remember to sell the leg during his comeback (2 dropkicks, top rope crossbody). McEnroe misses a tennis racket shot and Jones wins with a roll up. A hobbling Jones is helped to the back.

RCW head honcho Brandon Oliver himself brings out the next awards. First up is the award for "Video of the Year". And the winner is... The Karate Kids - winning for the "JoJo and Darci become the Karate Kids" video. JoJo Bravo and Darci Drake enter and accept the award. Sensei Yebisu (not present) is announced as the winner of the "Manager of the Year" award. Darci takes to the microphone and informs JoJo that she talked to Sensei Yebisu (by phone) and he had insisted that tonight they face off against each other. JoJo thinks Darci is up for the challenge and we have a second match.

Match #2 -- Darci Drake vs. JoJo Bravo
Since both are currently fan favorites this is a back and forth match with neither wrestler having a prolonged advantage on the other. Nice half crab with armbar by Darci on JoJo. A backslide gets the win for JoJo. Postmatch hug to show there is no dissension among the Karate Kids.
Miss Felicia is back with two more awards. Alissa Flash (not present) has won for "Most Popular" and "Best Physique - Female".


Match #3a -- Scott McVicious vs. Shawn Vincent
Shawn Vincent is accompanied by The Magic Man. And, yes he (the Magic Man) is wearing a top hat and cape, and carrying a wand. Ray the Voice helpfully informs everyone that this is the first RCW appearances by all three men. The match has only been underway for a short period when the Magic Man blatantly attacks McVicious, in the center of the ring no less. It's Honkey Kong, along with his keeper/manager Jingo Wallabee, out to save McVicious. Somebody comes up with the bright idea to make this a tag match and it's a restart.

Match #3b -- Tag Team Match
Shawn Vincent & The Magic Man vs. Scott McVicious & Honkey Kong
I believe this is Honkey Kong's first appearance in a RCW ring as well. Anyway, Honkey Kong and the Magic Man start in the ring. The Magic Man pulls out a deck of cards and invites Kong to pick a card. In one motion - Kong smacks the Magic Man upside the head, knocking the cards away. The Magic Man is out cold and that's the match. It's bananas for Honkey Kong. Both 3a and 3b equaled a mercifully short match, where the primary purpose was to introduce the new guys. To bastardize one of Stan Callahan's favorite quotes - "It is what it was".

Match #4 -- "Mr. Beautiful" Rudy Russo vs. Chino Reyes
Chino Reyes is next up to make his first appearance. This is his first time wrestling for RCW although he has wrestled for other San Antonio area promotions. Russo negates Chino's size advantage by cheating. Reyes throws some of the better looking punches I've seen lately. Russo's underhanded tactics prove too much and he gets the win by rollup (feet on the rope of course).
Numero Dos is out to present the award for "Best Physique - Male". And the winner is... Hernandez (not present). Dos dances shirtless as I feel a part of me die inside.

**INTERMISSION**

The last of the new faces makes her way to the ring. She is Samantha Carlson and is apparently being trained by Sho Funaki himself. Pretty girl, but not wrestling tonight. She is here to present the award for "Tag Team of the Year". And the winners are... The Karate Kids. So promptly out march the reigning RCW Tag Team champions San Antonio's Most Unwanted (Spector, Pink, Major Mike). Pink snatches the plaque away from young Miss Carlson. Spector feels his team should be the tag team of the year. Out come the Texas Hitmen. Skitzo demands a title shot between the Hitmen and the Unwanted right now! Spector, seemingly having lost his mind, agrees.


Match #5 -- RCW Tag Team Championship Match
The Texas Hitmen: Big Dogg & Skitzo vs. (c) San Antonio's Most Unwanted: Joey Spector & Pink
Pink actually starts the match facing off with Skitzo. That doesn't last long. Spector manages to survive the early onslaught by the Hitmen, even after being doubleteamed. It's Pink, however, who turns the match in favor of the Unwanted with a hotshot off the apron on Skitzo. The Unwanted work over Big Dogg's knee. Nothing fancy here, mostly kicks and stomps with a spinning toe hold thrown in for good measure. Hot tag to Skitzo. Big spinebuster on Pink. Major Mike is on the apron to distract the referee. Belt shot to Skitzo. Major Mike falls off the apron landing on a young woman in the front row. Pink, with an assist from Spector, covers Skitzo for the three. The champions retain.
Tonight's main event was scheduled to be a #1 Contender's Match for the RCW Heavyweight Championship, contested between Ray Rowe and Jax Dane. Unfortunately Dane isn't here (weather conditions). Ray Rowe is here however and challenges anyone in the back to come out and face him. Girard St. Christopher enters this metallic igloo masquerading as a warehouse wearing nothing but a speedo. Rowe is not impressed. Ann Dromeda is out to make it a party. So we have a three way elimination match for the #1 Contendership for the RCW Heavyweight Championship.

Main Event -- #1 Contender's Match for RCW Heavyweight Title
3-Way Elimination Match
Ray Rowe vs. Girard St. Christopher vs. Ann Dromeda
An eager yet confused Ann Dromeda thinks the announcer said threesome. Eventually a match gets underway. Rowe suplexes Ann Dromeda right on her head. She repays him with the dreaded testicular claw. Rowe uses a full-nelson into a reverse Go 2 Sleep to eliminate Ann Dromeda. Big Exploder, now it's St. Christopher who lands on his head. Rowe follows up with the reverse Go 2 Sleep but St. Christopher kicks out of the pin attempt. Frustrated, Rowe just starts to choke St. Christopher out and refuses to break on the referee's command. So the referee calls for the bell. St. Christopher apparently not realizing he has won pushes the referee. Now it's a double DQ.
As the combatants are separated, next month's main event is announced as a triple threat match for the RCW Heavyweight Championship. Champion Lance Hoyt will face off against Girard St. Christopher and Ray Rowe. Thankfully, this will take place within the warm confines of the Good Shepherd.

jmr

Friday, February 4, 2011

News: NWA-Southwest Cancels February Show

NWA-Southwest has canceled the live event that was to be held February 26, 2011 at the Ringside Event Center in Sherman, Texas. According to the NWA-Southwest website this event, promoted as the 13th Anniversay show, was canceled due to injury to the promoter.

jmr