Results: TASW - "18th Annual Humble Rumble"

Texas All-Star Wrestling presents the "18th Annual Humble Rumble"

March 5, 2011

Coaches Sports Bar - Humble, TX

 

The "Humble Rumble" is an annual event held by Texas All-Star Wrestling in -- where else? Humble, Texas. This year (2011) the card is being held at Coaches Sports Bar outside on the patio. I mention this because it was cold. Cold and windy. Just down the road one of those bank time and temperature signs reads 49°. Now the patio area at Coaches has a (lit) fire pit and those portable patio heaters but unfortunately for me as I was running late, by the time I got there all of the 75+ fans at the show had already surrounded the heat sources. From where I was sitting I could see the action just fine, but it was cold. Well, at least the show started almost right on time.

Ring announcer "Diamond Dawg" starts us off by welcoming everyone to the show and then informs us that there's nine matches on the card. In my head I'm already doing the math; nine matches plus two intermissions (TASW uses two intermissions during a show) equals me freezing my ass off. And hey, there's more good news... we're going to start the show with a promo. The TASW champion Dylan "Super" Starr is out and issues an open challenge for any former TASW champion to face him (Starr) for his title.

We have a challenger and it is... Bones? Here's a guy who's been gone so long (2 years) that I don't even remember him. Anyway, Bones doesn't want to wrestle Starr, he wants to be the referee for the match. He has someone else in mind to face Starr. Some bad country music blares out over the PA and out comes the real challenger Bubba Lee Travis. For some reason Starr is okay with all of this and so later this evening the champion Dylan Starr will square off against challenger Bubba Lee Travis for Starr's TASW Heavyweight Championship.

Results: TASW - "Port Lavaca Rumble"

Texas All-Star Wrestling
Port Lavaca Rumble
January 15, 2011
Port Lavaca, TX - Bauer Community Center

• Match #1 - Amien Rios vs. Leon Magico
• Nice execution by both men on the lucha moves (top rope armdrag, top rope headscissors, tope suicida)
• Leon Magico turns a tilt-a-whirl armdrag into a cradle pin for the victory.
• Match #2 - Kash vs. ZenZen
• ZenZen is the fan favorite.
• This brawl ends in a double count out and then they fight all the way to the back.
• Match #3 - TASW Heavyweight Championship Match
• "Nasty" Nick Daniels vs. (c) "Psycho" Dylan Starr
• Dylan Starr wrestling attire includes a shirt, tie, and a vest.
• Stars makes with the main event stalling. When he finally does mix it up Daniels punks him out.
• A hotshot gives Starr control. He then precedes to work over Daniels lower back.
• Finally Daniels makes Starr pay for wearing a tie to wrestle.
• Daniels hits an Air Raid Crash and covers. The referee counts three. Daniels starts celebrating. That's when the referee notices Starr's leg is over the bottom rope. The match is restarted.
• Quickly Starr takes off his vest and throws it at the referee. While the referee is distracted with the vest, Starr hits Daniels with the title belt. Dylan Starr retains.
• Match #4 - Texas Bullrope Match
• Johnny Fantasy vs. "King" Scoby Gober
• Johnny Fantasy is accompanied by his valet Raquel.
• Fantasy doesn't seem too keen on this bullrope idea. Gober ends up attacking him and forcefully tying the rope to Johnny's wrist.
• Gober's gourdbuster on Fantasy turns into a headbuster.
• It doesn't take long for Gober to bleed.
• Fantasy goes to the second turnbuckle and jumps off attempting some unknown move. Whatever it was going to be Gober turns it into a RKO and gets the win.
• With Fantasy down, Raquel gets up in Gober's face. She slaps him. Gober grabs her and puts her over his knee. The spanking is only a tease though.
• When Fantasy finally comes around he and Raquel start arguing. She pushes him down and starts beating him up. Fantasy runs out of the building with Raquel (and the referee) in pursuit.
• Match #5 - Gustavo Mendoza vs. "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore
• A low blow is what puts Mendoza in control.
• After several unsuccessful attempts, the "Rockstar" finally connects with the back brain kick.
• Mendoza wins with a facebuster.
• Main Event - 10 Man Port Lavaca Street Fight
• "Psycho" Dylan Starr vs. Gustavo Mendoza vs. Amien Rios vs. Johnny Fantasy vs. "Nasty" Nick Daniels vs. "King" Scoby Gober vs. "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore vs. ZenZen vs. Leon Magico vs. Kash
• This is actually a No DQ Battle Royal match with weapons. A wrestler is eliminated by pinfall, submission or by being tossed over the top rope (both feet touching the floor.
• Among the sundry items are a plunger, a golf club, pool cue, ironing board, wiffle bat, and the ever popular trash can lids.
• Raquel is out with Fantasy. I guess they made up.
• Almost immediately Mendoza is hit buy a CodeBreaker from Gilmore and pinned.
• Shortly after, Fantasy is tossed over the top rope by Gober.
• ZenZen chases Kash around the ring with a Wiffle Bat.
• "Rockstar" is the third participant eliminated.
• Amien Rios is eliminated by Leon Magico.
• Kash gets thrown over the top rope by ZenZen.
• ZenZen then eliminates himself with a pescado onto Kash.
• Leon Magico is tossed by Gober.
• Gober gets knocked off the apron by Starr.
• The final two combatants are Daniels and Starr.
• Daniels get suplexed onto the ironing board.
• With both men up top fighting for the superplex, Daniels is able to jump to the apron and smash Starr's face onto the top of the ringpost. That gets Daniels the win.