Saturday, February 19, 2011

Texas Wrestling Calendar - 2011 **UPDATED**

Sat - February 19

  • Xtreme Technical Wrestling Facebook
  • SHSU Johnson Coliseum - 801 Bowers Blvd - Huntsville, TX - 7:30pm

Sun - February 20

Thu - February 24

  • Tough N Texas
  • Mi Mercado Flea Market - 227 New Laredo Hwy - San Antonio, TX - 7:00pm

Fri - February 25

Sat - February 26

Sun - February 27

Sat - March 5

  • River City Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Good Shepherd Lutheran Church - 1630 Goliad Rd - San Antonio, TX - 8:00pm
  • Texas All-Star Wrestling
  • Coaches Sports Bar - 5304 FM 1960 E - Humble, TX - 7:00pm
  • North American Wrestling Allegiance Facebook
  • NAWA Killer-torium - 472 Cox Rd - Waxahachie, TX - 6:00pm

Sun - March 6

Fri - March 11

Sat - March 12

Fri - March 18

Sat - March 19

Sun - March 20

Fri - March 25

Sat - March 26

  • Metroplex Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Metroflex Gym Midcities - 1820 Reliance Parkway - Bedford, TX - 8:00pm
  • Texas Championship Wrestling FacebookTwitter
  • Lonestar Event Center - 4036 FM 2767 - Tyler, TX
  • Attack N Destroy Facebook
  • Champions Life Centre - 3031 FM 2920 - Spring, TX - 7:30pm
  • Xtreme Technical Wrestling Facebook
  • SHSU Johnson Coliseum - 801 Bowers Blvd - Huntsville, TX - 7:30pm

Sat - April 2

Fri - April 8

Sat - April 9

Sun - April 10

Fri - April 22

Sat - April 30

jmr

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Results: WOW - "Valentine's Vengeance"

World of Wrestling

Valentine's Vengeance

VFW 8905 - Cypress, TX

February 11, 2011

 

VFW Post 8905 (Cypress, Texas) was standing room only as the World of Wrestling presented their big February event, Valentine's Vengeance. I know this because as I arrived (five minutes before the pre-show), I was relegated to one of the last available chairs in the back row. Sitting back there reminds me why I (usually) make the effort to be early, or even better, buy reserved tickets ahead of time. This is relevant because where I was sitting the PA sound wasn't carrying well over the crowd's normal din. Everything sounded muffled. Anyway, on to the show...
 

Pre-Show

Match #1 -- Five Guys Burger Battle
Shawn Houston vs. Les Mayne vs. "Backdraft" Chris Lee vs. "Gentleman" Jack Jameson vs. Slim Sexy
A local franchise of Five Guys Burgers and Fries is a sponsor of the WoW which is why they get a battle royal named after them and you don't. This was your typical over the top rope affair contested by five guys who all look like they regularly enjoy burgers and fries. Just the basic facts please.
  • Les Mayne is eliminated by Jameson.
  • Shawn Houston is eliminated by Chris Lee.
  • Slim Sexy topples over a low bridge courtesy of Gentleman Jack Jameson.
  • Jameson tossed over the top rope by the winner Chris Lee.

Main Show


Scot Summers and his Psycho Circus (Silky Baines, Jen Alise) are out to start the show. David Stahr is accompanying so I guess he has joined the Circus. Summers has the microphone. From the bits and pieces I could hear and understand Summers is introducing the Psychos, including David Stahr. (I think I head the word counselor.) Apparently, for reasons unknown (to me anyway), Summers is in charge tonight. This doesn't sit well with co-owner, promoter, and all-around good egg Chaz Taylor. Chaz enters with backup - Jaykus Plisken, Mike Dell, Ryan Genesis, Chris Lee, and Hambone. This is not an official group or anything, so for now we'll just call them Team WoW. Chaz is on the microphone. These guys could be up there cutting the greatest promos of their careers for all I know. Now it's Plisken who has the microphone. Some guy behind me keeps yelling "Mumble louder." Apparently Summers has made a #1 Contenders match between Dell and Plisken. That should be good. Now it's Ryan Genesis on the microphone. Genesis attacks Mike Dell. Not even 10 minutes into the show and Team WoW has a defector. PopN and Lock enter and Team WoW's intimidation factor decreases further. Eventually, Summers leads his Circus to the back, followed by Team WoW and it's time for some wrestling.

Match #1 -- #1 Contenders Match for the WoW Cruiserweight Championship
"Primetime" Ricky Douglas vs. Bolt Brady
These guys have similar physiques and styles. Douglas has experience while Brady has youth and exuberance. Brady should really lay off the energy drinks though, as hyperactivity seems to be his normal operating mode. Tonight though it's experience and treachery that pay off. Douglas uses the ropes to block a Codebreaker attempt, then with his feet on the ropes, folds up Brady for the win.

Some of Brady's exuberance must have infected Douglas as now he is calling out the Cruiserweight Champion ACH and demanding a title match right now. ACH asks the crowd if they want to see this matchup. The crowd answers in the affirmative and an impromptu championship match is about to get underway.

Match #2 -- WoW Cruiserweight Championship Match
"Primetime" Ricky Douglas vs. (c) ACH
Douglas attacks from behind as the referee is patting down ACH. Momentum doesn't favor Douglas long, as ACH quickly turns things back around. However, an ill-advised ropewalk swings the momentum back to Douglas as he pushes ACH off and in the process is able to snap ACH's arm over the top rope. Douglas now has a target to focus on at least for a little while. ACH hits a beautiful pumphandle neckbreaker (onto the knee) during his comeback. ACH gets the win when in one motion he pulls Douglas down into a cradle rollup then rolls on through into a cradle suplex. Count the three. Fun match.

As ACH celebrates his victory with the fans, Scot Summers and his new bestie Ryan Genesis make their way ringside. Summers is making another match. This one will be ACH versus Ryan Genesis for the Cruiserweight Championship and it will be now. Ring announcer Tony Brooklyn contends Genesis is too heavy to compete for the Cruiserweight title (cruiserweight cutoff is 220 lbs). As it happens, Genesis conveniently thought ahead to bring a digital bathroom scale out for just such a circumstance. According to this particular scale, well actually Summers reading of said scale, Genesis weighs in at 199 pounds. So Genesis, who is physically larger than Scot Summers (who is the Heavyweight Champion) gets a shot at the Cruiserweight title.


Match #3 -- WoW Cruiserweight Championship Match
Ryan Genesis vs. (c) ACH
Genesis waffles ACH with the scale to start the match. This is almost a two on one match as at every opportunity Summers (from the outside) punches, kick, stomps, chokes ACH. Somehow ACH manages to kick out of every pin attempt by Genesis. ACH even manages to rally for a comeback. But Summers isn't through interfering. As ACH goes up top Summers is there to push him off and into the clutches of Genesis. Death Valley Bomb and ACH is out. Ryan Genesis is the new Cruiserweight Champion.

ACH is helped to the back. Summers and Genesis remain at ringside as Chris Lee and Chaz Taylor make an entrance. It soon becomes obvious why Summers and Genesis are still out here, as Jen Alise and David Stahr are to face off with Chaz and Lee.

Match #4 -- Tag Team Match
"Backdraft" Chris Lee & Chaz Taylor vs. Jen Alise & David Stahr
This is more of a four on two match as at every opportunity Summers and Genesis (from the outside) punch, kick, stomp, choke Chaz and Lee. Somehow Chaz and Lee manage to hang tough - that is until Chaz finds himself handcuffed to a ringpost. Lee takes a knockout punch from Genesis and Stahr makes the cover. The Psycho Circus wins again.
Interestingly, there are several people sitting near me who just happen to have handcuff keys on them.

** INTERMISSION **

Match #5 -- #1 Contenders Match for the WoW Heavyweight Championship
Jaykus Plisken vs. Mike Dell
Mike Dell attempts here to use his speed and agility to counterbalance Plisken's strength advantage. But, Plisken has some quickness too and Dell eventually finds himself on the receiving end of Plisken's power moves. Scot Summers and Ryan Genesis are out at ringside again. This time they're just here to watch and do not interfere in the match. Plisken gets a clean win with his version of the Widowmaker (military press into a fireman's carry into the reverse Death Valley Bomb).

Postmatch, Dell and Plisken shake hands. But when Plisken turns away, Summers throws brass knuckles into the ring. Mike Dell puts the knuckles on and KO's Plisken. The Psycho Circus now adds Mike Dell to their growing roster. Chaz Taylor and what remains of Team WoW are out to prevent a further beatdown. Plisken recovers enough to grab a chair and chase the Circus guys to the back.

Match #6 -- WoW Women's Championship Match
Simply Luscious vs. (c) Barbi Hayden
I don't think I've ever seen Simply Luscious wrestle as a fan favorite. Which is fine by me because as a heel she rules. She easily had the crowd against her before she even entered the ring. By the time the real life super babyface Barbi Hayden entered the crowd was red hot. Eventually I would like to see these two work a full match. That wasn't happening here tonight as it was obvious they were just buying time until Jen Alise interferes. Miss Jen does interfere but only attacks Barbi. Whether this means Luscious is aligned with the Circus I don't know. Barbi retains by DQ.

Again Scot Summers makes his way to the ring. Ryan Genesis and Mike Dell are apparently buddies now and accompany Summers out. Summers was scheduled to defend the WoW Heavyweight title tonight against DJ King but King isn't here. Summers announces he will defend his title in a three way match against both Crusaders (PopN and Lock).

Match #7 -- Three Way Elimination Match for the WoW Heavyweight Championship
PopN vs. Lock vs. (c) Scot Summers
PopN and Lock immediately doubleteam Summers but then switch to tag style with one man in and the other on the apron. I'm confused. It doesn't really matter though as Dell and Genesis are roaming on the outside making life miserable for whichever Crusader isn't in the ring. Somehow both Crusaders make it to the 10 minute mark. It's curtains for the Crusaders though as Summers eliminates PopN with a legbar then Lock with a rear naked choke.

Main Event -- NWA Texas Tag Team Championship Match
Impeccable: Joey "Diamond" Figueroa & Ken Carson vs. the (c) Gulf Coast Connection: Ben Galvan and Rudy Russo
Figueroa and Carson, who are the reigning WoW Tag Team Champions, are accompanied by the lovely Barbi Hayden (who seems to have recovered completely from the beating she took earlier). The referee is allowing liberal doubleteams by the rudos (Galvan and Russo). Figueroa is taking a beating here. Three times Figueroa makes it to his corner and tags in Carson only for the referee to put Carson back out because he didn't see the tag. Yes, three times. At the 15 minute call Figueroa finally makes a tag to Carson that the referee sees. Carson is a burning house of fire for about sixty seconds or so and then tags Figueroa back in. D'oh!!! Now it's a free-for-all. Galvan, on the outside, grabs Barbi by the hair. Carson takes him out. Team Impeccable doubleteams Russo and Figueroa puts him away with a powerslam. Impeccable have won (back) the NWA Texas Tag Team titles.

jmr

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Results: RCW - Converse, TX (02-05-2011)

River City Wrestling

RCW Gym - Converse, TX

February 5, 2011


At some point RCW management decided it would be a swell idea to have a Sho Funaki Wrestling Clinic and their February wrestling show on the same day. Someone must have figured that it would be easier to have both events at the same location rather than trying to coordinate two different activities in two different places. That's how myself and about 150 other die hard wrestling fans ended up in a frigid warehouse on the outskirts of Converse, Texas on a chilly February night.

Ray the Voice is out to start the show. Miss Felicia enters the ring and is carrying award plaques. It appears tonight's festivities are going to begin with an award presentation. The first award of the evening is going out for "Most Shocking Moment of the Year". And the winner is... Black Monday (Joey Spector gets his championship belt back by loophole.) This brings out San Antonio's Most Unwanted for their first appearance of the night. As it turns out, every award in this first batch is for Joey Spector. He also wins awards for...
  • "Most Hated"
  • "Match of the Year" (Alissa Flash vs. Joey Spector 2 for the RCW Championship)
  • "Wrestler of the Year"
Spector seems somewhat surprised that he actually won the RCW Wrestler of the Year award. The crowd seems to have mixed feelings about this development. Spector now feels strongly that it was the fan's wives and girlfriends whose online votes put him over the top. Thankfully, the acceptance speech is kept relatively short.

Match #1 -- Steve McEnroe vs. Black Belt Jones
Steve McEnroe is the first new face of the evening. Mr. McEnroe is apparently quite the tennis enthusiast. He makes his first RCW entrance dressed like John McEnroe and carrying a tennis racket, even taking practice swings along the way. Black Belt Jones is out alone, nary another Karate Kid in sight. McEnroe not only keeps pace with Jones but gets in some nice legwork as well, including two big kneebreakers. He (McEnroe) seems to have everything in hand until he attempts a foolhardy Toro charge. However, as Jones rallies himself for a comeback, McEnroe kneecaps him. But a followup legbar submission doesn't put Jones away and here McEnroe just gives up on the legwork opting instead to just choke Jones out. Jones does remember to sell the leg during his comeback (2 dropkicks, top rope crossbody). McEnroe misses a tennis racket shot and Jones wins with a roll up. A hobbling Jones is helped to the back.

RCW head honcho Brandon Oliver himself brings out the next awards. First up is the award for "Video of the Year". And the winner is... The Karate Kids - winning for the "JoJo and Darci become the Karate Kids" video. JoJo Bravo and Darci Drake enter and accept the award. Sensei Yebisu (not present) is announced as the winner of the "Manager of the Year" award. Darci takes to the microphone and informs JoJo that she talked to Sensei Yebisu (by phone) and he had insisted that tonight they face off against each other. JoJo thinks Darci is up for the challenge and we have a second match.

Match #2 -- Darci Drake vs. JoJo Bravo
Since both are currently fan favorites this is a back and forth match with neither wrestler having a prolonged advantage on the other. Nice half crab with armbar by Darci on JoJo. A backslide gets the win for JoJo. Postmatch hug to show there is no dissension among the Karate Kids.
Miss Felicia is back with two more awards. Alissa Flash (not present) has won for "Most Popular" and "Best Physique - Female".


Match #3a -- Scott McVicious vs. Shawn Vincent
Shawn Vincent is accompanied by The Magic Man. And, yes he (the Magic Man) is wearing a top hat and cape, and carrying a wand. Ray the Voice helpfully informs everyone that this is the first RCW appearances by all three men. The match has only been underway for a short period when the Magic Man blatantly attacks McVicious, in the center of the ring no less. It's Honkey Kong, along with his keeper/manager Jingo Wallabee, out to save McVicious. Somebody comes up with the bright idea to make this a tag match and it's a restart.

Match #3b -- Tag Team Match
Shawn Vincent & The Magic Man vs. Scott McVicious & Honkey Kong
I believe this is Honkey Kong's first appearance in a RCW ring as well. Anyway, Honkey Kong and the Magic Man start in the ring. The Magic Man pulls out a deck of cards and invites Kong to pick a card. In one motion - Kong smacks the Magic Man upside the head, knocking the cards away. The Magic Man is out cold and that's the match. It's bananas for Honkey Kong. Both 3a and 3b equaled a mercifully short match, where the primary purpose was to introduce the new guys. To bastardize one of Stan Callahan's favorite quotes - "It is what it was".

Match #4 -- "Mr. Beautiful" Rudy Russo vs. Chino Reyes
Chino Reyes is next up to make his first appearance. This is his first time wrestling for RCW although he has wrestled for other San Antonio area promotions. Russo negates Chino's size advantage by cheating. Reyes throws some of the better looking punches I've seen lately. Russo's underhanded tactics prove too much and he gets the win by rollup (feet on the rope of course).
Numero Dos is out to present the award for "Best Physique - Male". And the winner is... Hernandez (not present). Dos dances shirtless as I feel a part of me die inside.

**INTERMISSION**

The last of the new faces makes her way to the ring. She is Samantha Carlson and is apparently being trained by Sho Funaki himself. Pretty girl, but not wrestling tonight. She is here to present the award for "Tag Team of the Year". And the winners are... The Karate Kids. So promptly out march the reigning RCW Tag Team champions San Antonio's Most Unwanted (Spector, Pink, Major Mike). Pink snatches the plaque away from young Miss Carlson. Spector feels his team should be the tag team of the year. Out come the Texas Hitmen. Skitzo demands a title shot between the Hitmen and the Unwanted right now! Spector, seemingly having lost his mind, agrees.


Match #5 -- RCW Tag Team Championship Match
The Texas Hitmen: Big Dogg & Skitzo vs. (c) San Antonio's Most Unwanted: Joey Spector & Pink
Pink actually starts the match facing off with Skitzo. That doesn't last long. Spector manages to survive the early onslaught by the Hitmen, even after being doubleteamed. It's Pink, however, who turns the match in favor of the Unwanted with a hotshot off the apron on Skitzo. The Unwanted work over Big Dogg's knee. Nothing fancy here, mostly kicks and stomps with a spinning toe hold thrown in for good measure. Hot tag to Skitzo. Big spinebuster on Pink. Major Mike is on the apron to distract the referee. Belt shot to Skitzo. Major Mike falls off the apron landing on a young woman in the front row. Pink, with an assist from Spector, covers Skitzo for the three. The champions retain.
Tonight's main event was scheduled to be a #1 Contender's Match for the RCW Heavyweight Championship, contested between Ray Rowe and Jax Dane. Unfortunately Dane isn't here (weather conditions). Ray Rowe is here however and challenges anyone in the back to come out and face him. Girard St. Christopher enters this metallic igloo masquerading as a warehouse wearing nothing but a speedo. Rowe is not impressed. Ann Dromeda is out to make it a party. So we have a three way elimination match for the #1 Contendership for the RCW Heavyweight Championship.

Main Event -- #1 Contender's Match for RCW Heavyweight Title
3-Way Elimination Match
Ray Rowe vs. Girard St. Christopher vs. Ann Dromeda
An eager yet confused Ann Dromeda thinks the announcer said threesome. Eventually a match gets underway. Rowe suplexes Ann Dromeda right on her head. She repays him with the dreaded testicular claw. Rowe uses a full-nelson into a reverse Go 2 Sleep to eliminate Ann Dromeda. Big Exploder, now it's St. Christopher who lands on his head. Rowe follows up with the reverse Go 2 Sleep but St. Christopher kicks out of the pin attempt. Frustrated, Rowe just starts to choke St. Christopher out and refuses to break on the referee's command. So the referee calls for the bell. St. Christopher apparently not realizing he has won pushes the referee. Now it's a double DQ.
As the combatants are separated, next month's main event is announced as a triple threat match for the RCW Heavyweight Championship. Champion Lance Hoyt will face off against Girard St. Christopher and Ray Rowe. Thankfully, this will take place within the warm confines of the Good Shepherd.

jmr

Friday, February 4, 2011

News: NWA-Southwest Cancels February Show

NWA-Southwest has canceled the live event that was to be held February 26, 2011 at the Ringside Event Center in Sherman, Texas. According to the NWA-Southwest website this event, promoted as the 13th Anniversay show, was canceled due to injury to the promoter.

jmr

Monday, January 31, 2011

Results: PWA - "Slamuary 2011"

Pro Wrestling Alliance

Slamuary 2011

Clear Lake Community and Recreation Center - Houston, TX

January 29, 2011


Rubio is out and acting in his capacity as Gustavo Mendoza's manager. According to Rubio this is THE year of Gustavo Mendoza. Rubio declares that if Mendoza loses any matches here in the Pro Wrestling Alliance this year - he (Mendoza) will leave the PWA. Speak of the devil, Mendoza is out and his match is next.

Match #1 -- Gustavo Mendoza vs. Cedric Pain
So far it's not looking like Gustavo's year at all. Cedric Pain has a headbutt oriented offense. A reverse STO gets the win for Cedric Pain. Adios Gustavo.

Match #2 -- Triple Threat #1 Contenders Match for PWA Women's Championship
Lillie Mae vs. Amanda Foxx vs. Kelly Kevin
While Kelly Kevin keeps getting tossed to the floor Amanda Foxx works over the arm of Lillie Mae. Foxx even works in a Fujiwara armbar. It's Kelly though who finishes strong. Kelly takes out Foxx with a Bronco Buster. A RKO to Lillie Mae and Kelly Kevin is the new #1 Contender for the PWA Women's Championship.
  • Lillie Mae thinks Kelly has "purdy" hair.

Match #3 -- PWA Iron Man Championship Match
Neico vs. (c) Gabe Hollier
Hollier's offense is straight off of a 2003 episode of Velocity. Even including the reverse double arm stretch (standing surfboard). When Hollier misses a top rope elbow drop Neico takes over. A swinging neckbreaker makes Neico the new PWA Iron Man Championship.

**INTERMISSION**

Match #4 -- Amien Rios vs. Joey Jersey
Jersey uses underhanded tactics to counter Rios's lucha libre stylings. Rios finally just starts kicking him in the face. It's a back and forth match until both men tumble over the top rope. Continuing the fight on the outside gets both men counted out. No Contest.

PWA Tag Team Championship Match
Kid Ransom & "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore vs. (c) "Ruthless" Ryan Davidson & Rubio
Somehow Davidson has held on to the tag team titles is spite of the shortcomings of his partner Rubio. The good guys (Gilmore and Kid Ransom) start fast and strong. Gilmore hits a pescado on the rudos. Ransom follows up with a big tope suicida. Davidson finally manages to slow the good guys down but tagging in Rubio gives control back to Gilmore and Ransom. Unfortunately for the good guys, Ransom makes the mistake of chasing Rubio around the ring. Davidson takes him out. Finally the rudos have control of the match with Ransom getting the worst of it. Hot tag to the Rockstar. DDT on Davidson but Rubio makes the save. Rubio and Kid Ransom both get tossed. It is "Ruthless" Ryan and the Rockstar alone in the ring. Coming off the ropes the Rockstar hits a CodeBreaker variation and gets the win. New PWA Tag Team Champions "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore and Kid Ransom.

PWA Heavyweight Championship Match
Wallace Gordon vs. (c) The Bulkster
Gordon grimaces when the ring announcer introduces him as Gordon Wallace. The Bulkster is in full NWO Hollywood regalia tonight. Gordon is in full Braveheart mode, facepaint and everything. Decent enough match but like all other Bulkster matches you already know how it's going to end. Bulk up, punches, big boot, followed by the leg drop and the Bulkster retains.

jmr

Results: IWE - Houston, TX (01-29-2011)

Independent Wrestling Entertainment

Armadillo Marketplace - Houston, TX

January 29, 2011


For over a year the IWE has been regularly (once a month) running shows at the Armadillo Marketplace, which is a large, indoor flea market. These monthly IWE shows draw some regulars and a smattering of people who see the promo poster(s) while perusing the flea market. Well, someone from the IWE organization reasoned that if we have a free show we will attract more than just a smattering of the flea market clientele. And so the first IWE show of 2011 was open to all. The end result was (at least for half of the show) a standing room only peanut gallery - almost all of whom had little real interest in professional wrestling. This gallery of people, hereafter referred to as the "rabble", brought no additional energy to the show and since they didn't seem to be spending money on concessions, I'm guessing they brought no revenue either.

Match #1 -- Surge vs. The Panther
This Surge is most definitely NOT Matt Hardy and he seems to have a hygiene problem. According the the $2.00 IWE Wrestling Program the Panther has wrestled internationally but I'm not buying it. The rabble don't care. Panther hits a tope con hilo and you can hear crickets chirping. Surge steals the win with his legs wrapped around the ropes and receives polite applause.

Mr B. is out and insults all things Texan. The regulars give him some heat. The rabble seem to be indifferent. B moves on to insult the entire USA. The rabble seem mildly amused. Finally Mr. B insults his opponent to be for this evening. This brings out the AmeriKings (American Eagle & Chris Kings). Eagle takes the mic and announces that this year the AmeriKings are going to be serious, no more joking around. That would have probably gone over better if they weren't wearing rainbow coloured afro wigs. Eventually after much more talk we learn that Mr. B will be facing the American Eagle in a no DQ match later and that Chris Kings will be taking on V.I.P. right now.

Match #2 -- V.I.P. vs. Chris Kings
Ever the showman V.I.P. plays to the rabble. He misses his Heisman elbow drop but nobody notices. A reverse STO by V.I.P. leaves Kings vulnerable and V.I.P. locks on an elaborate submission (we'll just call it the Heisman Entanglement Hold for now) and gets the win.

Match #3 -- IWE Tag Team Championship Match
Nemesis & The Pride vs. (c) The Wrecking Crew: Mike B. Nasty & Tank Bishop
Pride and Nemesis use every rudo trick and tactic in the book but are unable to take the titles from the Wrecking Crew. The Pride gets pinned following the Wrecking Crew's two man RockBottom finisher move thing.

**INTERMISSION**

Only about half the rabble returned after the intermission. Those who did return got to see the first IWE appearance of Bolt Brady. Of course, the rabble had no idea that as Blair Spykes he has appeared here many times. Brady informs us that Blair Spykes is no more, he is Bolt Brady now and he's going to win gold. Brady's opponent for the heavyweight title this evening decides now would be a good time to make an appearance. Syn saunters to the ring escorted by a heretofore unseen masked accomplice. Syn's accomplice/bodyguard/whatever appears to be someone found wondering around the flea market. Just give him a mask and he's good to go. Anyway, Syn contends that it doesn't matter what his opponent calls himself he's still going to lose.

Match #4 -- No DQ Match
Mr. B vs. American Eagle
Eagle rushes to the ring and the fight is on. Tope con hilo by Eagle gets no noticeable reaction from the remaining rabble. Mr B. hits Eagle with what will be the first of many headshots with a garbage can lid. Some chairs and a ladder find their way into the ring. Mr. B misses a quebrada but Eagle doesn't capitalize on the mistake, instead he decides to go digging around under the ring. He comes up with cookie sheets. Moving on... Mr. B takes a nasty looking backdrop onto the aforementioned ladder. That doesn't put him away though. Now it's Eagle's turn as he takes a nasty looking FU onto a couple of chairs. If that wasn't enough Mr. B superplexes him onto a strategically placed garbage can. But it takes B too long to make the cover and the Eagle still has some life left. In fact, he screams "I won't die!" Two (2) unprotected chairshots to the head of the American Eagle. The Eagle channels his inner Hulk Hogan and begins a Hulk Up sequence. Everything, the convulsions, the punches, the big boot are all included. However, when it comes to the leg drop Mr. B just sits up causing the miss. Two (2) more unprotected chairshots to the head of the Eagle. Reverse pedigree by Mr. B puts the American Eagle away. Mr. B apparently feeling somewhat unfulfilled by the whole experience decides now would be a good time to break the Eagle's wing, er.. arm. Chris Kings is out to break that up though. Eagle is rather miraculously feeling well enough to take the mic... and promptly begins cussing, which isn't really apropos to a family show. Anyway, Eagle vows to make sure Mr. B never wrestles again.

Main Event -- IWE Heavyweight Championship Match
Bolt Brady vs. (c) Syn
Syn is once again with his mysterious (not named) masked accomplice. In fact, it is the "assistance" of the masked accomplice which puts Syn in control of the match. Bolt is so hyper all the time it's hard to tell an inspired comeback from just his normal operating speed. Springboard Codebreaker and it looks like Bolt will win the championship... but the masked accomplice is up on the apron and distracts the referee. Now as Bolt is setting up for his next big move the masked accomplice just blatantly blasts him with a chair. The referee calls for the bell and it's a No Contest finish.
Syn and the masked accomplice put a beatdown on Bolt Brady. The Wrecking Crew make the save. It is announced that next month there will be a rematch between Syn and Bolt Brady for the IWE Heavyweight Championship, and it will be a No DQ match.

jmr

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Results: A.N.D - Spring, TX (01-22-2011)

Attack N Destroy Wrestling

Champions Life Centre - Spring, Texas

January 22, 2011


Match #1 -- Randy Mayze vs. Kris Kronie
A.N.D's first match of 2011 was an even affair until Kronie attempted an ill-fated split-legged moonsault off the top rope. Mayze took quick advantage of Kronie's mistake but couldn't come up with the right combination of moves to finish him off. The frustration in Mayze grew as he was unable to put Kronie away. Finally, Mayze snapped. He went to the outside and began throwing chairs into the ring. However, it was Kronie who first picked up a chair to use as a weapon. The referee saw that and moved to try and prevent the illegal chairshot. This allowed Mayze to hit Kronie from behind with a low blow. Mayze got the win with a running neckbreaker.
  • Nice swinging Side Effect off the second rope by Kronie.

Postmatch, the "Centerfold" Matthew Palmer (accompanied by Joshua Angel) comes out and challenges Kris Kronie to a match right there and then. Kronie accepts Palmer's challenge. But before any physicality can begin JT LaMotta comes out and has something to say. LaMotta holds up a FedEx mailer and announces that "the DNA results are in" and Kris Kronie is his (LaMotta's) younger brother. LaMotta goes on to say that until he can prove that Kronie is not his brother, no one is going to mess with Kronie. And so, it will be Palmer versus LaMotta later on tonight.

As ring announcer Jim Dickson prepares to introduce the participants in the next match - he is interrupted by A.N.D owner Matthew Byrnes. The bossman announces that he has fired Mysterious Q. Byrnes goes on to announce that A.N.D Heavyweight champion Theodore Kingsley III will defend his title tonight against Bolt Brady in a lumberjack strap match. Futhermore he (Byrnes) will be the special guest referee. And since that wasn't enough Byrnes call out Dan the Man. Apparently Dan the Man had been fired at a previous show and now Byrnes is asking if he wants his job back. When Dan says yes Byrnes says he will hire him back as head janitor. Somehow this all winds up with the two men in a two out of three challenges talent contest. Yeah, I don't know.

Now the reigning Cruiserweight champion Mr. B is out and he has a microphone. He challenges anyone in the back to a fight. The challenge is accepted by Wallace Gordon. This will be a non-title match.

Match #2 -- Mr. B vs. Wallace Gordon
Gordon attacks B from behind and the match is underway. Wallace Gordon uses every rudo choke known to man in this match. A superkick by Mr. B finally turns the match in his favor. Mr B gets the win with his finisher Boss Hoggin'.
  • Gordon turns a Mr. B headscissors attempt into a sidewalk slam.

Match #3 -- "Centerfold" Matthew Palmer vs. JT LaMotta
Matthew Palmer is accompanied by Joshua Angel while JT LaMotta is accompanied with his "new" younger brother Kris Kronie. The larger LaMotta has control of this match until he runs into a facefull of spray sanitizer courtesy of Joshua Angel. What goes around comes around though as a second spraying attempt by Angel gets Palmer square in the face. LaMotta capitalizes and puts Palmer away with a cradle DDT.
  • Good match between these two as you might expect.

**INTERMISSION**

Matthew Byrnes is back out and it is time for him and Dan the Man to do their two out of three challenges talent contest. First, Byrnes challenges Dan to a debate which Byrnes wins. Second, Dan challenges Byrnes to a popularity contest which Dan wins. Third, Byrnes chooses a dance contest and loses badly. So I guess Dan is back in. Byrnes ends up attacking Dan from behind and using a crutch leaves Dan the Man laid out.
Now Johnny Fantasy is out. Apparently this is his first appearance at an A.N.D event and he promptly introduces himself as Peter Fantasy. Yeah, I don't know. Fast Eddie Vegas comes out and shoos Fantasy away.

Match #4 -- Fast Eddie Vegas vs. "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore
Early in the match it's Fast Eddie making with some underhanded tactics but as the match goes on it is the "Rockstar" who is bending and breaking the rules. Fast Eddie wins with a LungBlower variation.
  • Nice Asai Moonsault by Fast Eddie.

Main Event -- A.N.D Heavyweight Championship (Lumberjack Strap Match)
Bolt Brady vs. (c) Theodore Kingsley III
Matthew Byrnes is the special guest referee. The lumberjacks (carrying straps) are Wallace Gordon, Peter Fantasy, Joshua Angel, Matthew Palmer, "Rockstar" Robbie, Mr. B, Kris Kronie, JT LaMotta, and Randy Mayze. The good guy lumberjacks (Mr. B, Kris Kronie, and JT LaMotta) try to protect Bolt Brady against the bad guy lumberjacks (everybody else) but the numbers aren't on their side. Brady gets strapped anytime he lands on the outside anywhere near the bad lumberjacks. The special guest referee (Byrnes) is no help as he obviously favors Kingsley. In fact, everytime Bolt Brady makes a cover Byrnes has trouble counting. Kingsley finally gets dumped outside by the good guy lumberjacks and takes a strapping. But it's all for naught as Kingsley hits Brady with a running Samoan Drop and Byrnes makes the fast count. The champion Theodore Kingsley III retains.
It doesn't take long before everybody is fighting. Bolt Brady hits a tope con hilo on a whole crowd. Only Byrnes remains unmolested standing alone in the ring. But not for long, Dan the Man is out and it's a spear for Matt Byrnes.

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