Texas Wrestling Odyssey: Results: ACW

Anarchy Championship Wrestling
Lone Star Classic
November 14, 2010
Austin, TX - Mohawk

** This is the fifth annual Lone Star Classic tournament.

Pre-show

The little guys (Gee and Sin) never really stood a chance against the big guys (Plisken and D'Angelo.)

Main show

Jessica James accompanies Rachel out for the introduction.
Rachel and Jessica have some spiffy new matching ring gear.
Rachel hits a nice release German suplex on Vega.
Both ladies hit Vega with some stiff looking shots.
Rachel eliminates Athena with a Gory Bomb.
Vega pins Rachel to move on to semi-finals.
Postmatch, Athena beats on Rachel then dumps out a bag full of thumbtacks in the ring. Somehow, Rachel ends up in a split on the tacks. Then Athena climbs to the top rope and waits for Rachel to get up. When Rachel finally stands Athena jumps off into a silla, driving Rachel again into the tacks.

In this match we are treated to the rare three way test of strength.
Delirious hits a tope to Palmer's chest as he (Palmer) comes flying in off the top rope.
Jacobs hits the Contra Code on Palmer then rolls back (and up) into the satellite headscissors on Delirious. This was the first time I've seen Jacobs do that move live.
Jacobs locks the End Time on Delirious and he (Delirious) taps.
Palmer steals the victory with a roll up on Jacobs.

Match #8 - Twelve Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Darin Childs & Skylar Skelly & Khris Wolfe & Joey Figueroa & Sky Ryder & Jason Silver vs. ACH & Shawn Vexx & Berry Breeze & Chingo Smurf & Chris Conine & Jessica James

Rachel Summerlyn and Jeff the Ref (McLovin) accompany Jessica James to the ring.
This match was contested under the Skylar Skelly drinking match rules. In this case that means that for every two count you must take a drink of your preferred alcoholic beverage. Many in the audience (and several wrestlers in the match) participated in this.
This was a long match with lots of action.
Berry Breeze eliminates Skylar Skelly.
Sky Ryder then eliminates Berry Breeze.
Then Chris Conine comes in and eliminates Sky Ryder.
Darin Childs eliminates Chris Conine.
McLovin ends up in the fray and manages to single-handedly take out Bong Water (the referee) and the remaining Children of Pain.
Chingo Smurf takes out Joey Figueroa.
Darin Childs and Shawn Vexx eliminate each other.
Chingo eliminates Khris Wolfe.
By this time both ACH and Jessica James are a wee bit tipsy.
ACH does his best Drunken Master.
Jason Silver eliminates Chingo Smurf.
Silver then eliminates Jessica James.
Silver and ACH are the last two combatants.
ACH takes a trashcan bump.
Silver connects with a top rope tope atomico to win the match.

Pierre Abernathy accompanies Evan to the ring, while Athena and Gary Jay accompany Vega.
I disagree with the audience members who were chanting "No one likes Athena!". Personally, I like her and thought she looked great in her cheerleader uniform.
Vega hits a tope on Evan.
Vega hits Evan with a Discus Lariat followed by a frogsplash by Evan still manages to kick out.
Evan uses a piledriver on Vega then locks on his crossface to force Vega to tap.
Postmatch, the Submission Squad shares a group hug.

Palmer breaks out the old double arm stretch on Fitchett.
A dive spot into the audience seemingly goes wrong for both men as the referee signals the "X". Both men are helped to the back.
But, quickly come back out fighting.
There are literally fireworks going on.
Palmer DDT's Fitchett on his head and the referee counts the three but Palmer notices Fitchett's foot was on the rope, so he demands a restart.
Palmer submits Fitchett with a headscissors / hammerlock combination.

This was originally supposed to be Just Willie vs. LaMotta vs. Masada vs. Bravo but Jacobs come out prematch and took out Just Willie.
Jacobs hits a tornillo pescado on LaMotta.
Masada hits a tope on LaMotta.
In an insane spot, Masada lifts JC Bravo up into a military press and throws him out of the ring into the (quickly evacuated) 2nd row of chairs.
As Masada is about to powerbomb Jacobs onto a pile of chairs, Jimmy manages to roll Masada up and steal the victory.
Postmatch, Jacobs declares he doesn't want a shot at Summers he wants a shot at Masada's Hardcore Title. Masada accepts.

This is a great match with too much action to possibly describe. Buy the DVD.
Summers hits Evans with a Curtain Call onto a chair.
Evans is all business in this match and it pays off as Robert Evans becomes the new ACW Heavyweight Champion.

This is another tremendous match which you should see for yourself.
Palmer hits a devastating spike headscissors on Evan to win the 2010 Lone Star Classic.
Postmatch, Palmer and Robert Evans make nice.

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