Results: ACW - "Delusions Of Our Childish Days"

Anarchy Championship Wrestling
Delusions Of Our Childish Days
December 12, 2010
Austin, TX - Mohawk

**The notes and comments will be shorter for this post because it was freezing at the Mohawk (outdoors) and my hands rarely left my pockets for notes.

Pre-show

• Match #1 - Title vs. Title Match
• Johnny Axxle vs. Slim Sexy
• Johnny Axxle is the reigning XWO No Limits Champion. Slim Sexy is the reigning XWO Heavyweight Champion.
• Amanda Foxx (who I think is with Team S.E.X.) interferes for Axxle.
• Axxle wins following a chair shot on Sexy.
• Postmatch, Axxle announces that he will defend the XWO Heavyweight Championship anytime 24/7.
• Match #2 - Impromptu XWO Heavyweight Championship Match
• Evan Gelistico vs. (c) Johnny Axxle
• Evan Gelistico comes out and from behind submits Axxle in just seconds.
• Postmatch, Evan Gelistico announces that the XWO Heavyweight Championship will not be defended 24/7.
• Match #3 - Sky Ryder vs. Chingo Smurf
• Chingo Smurf gets the win.
• Match #4 - Tag Team Match
• Rachel Summerlyn & Jessica James vs. The Children of Pain: Darin Childs & Skylar Skelly
• Rachel gets the win with a backslide on Skelly.
• Postmatch, Portia Perez, Athena, and Amanda Foxx attack Rachel and Jessica. Serena Deeb makes the save.

Main show

• Match #5 - Tag Team Match
• Brent Masters & Mat Fitchett vs. The Submission Squad: Pierre Abernathy & Evan Gelistico
• The Submission Squad make with the biological warfare.
• Abernathy pins Fitchett for the win.
• Match #6 - ACW Family Christmas Deathmatch
• Khris Wolfe vs. Shawn Vexx
• Wolfe uses Vexx to take out the three rows on the far side of the ring.
• Vexx ties up Wolfe with a string of Christmas lights and nails him with a stop sign.
• The dreaded bottle of tacks makes an appearance.
• Wolfe is bleeding bad from the forehead. Five stars on the Muta scale.
• Vexx slams Wolfe through a barbed wire board for the win.
• Match #7 - Six Man Tag Team Match
• Just Willie & Slim Sexy & Kash vs. The New Takeover: Franco D'Angelo & "Cowboy" James Claxton & Jaykus Plisken
• Miss Maulie accompanies the New Takeover to the ring.
• Willie gets hurt early in the match.
• Plisken destroys a helpless bag of Cheetos.
• Axxle attacks Slim, leaving Kash to fend off the three members of the New Takeover. He doesn't last long.
• Match #8 - JC Bravo vs. Big Ricky
• Big Ricky on the top rope is never a good idea.
• JC Bravo manages to get the win.
• Match #9 - Young Guns U-30 Championship Match
• Jason Silver vs. (c) ACH
• Silver hits a Van Damninator on ACH.
• ACH wins and retains the U-30 title.
• Fun match, buy the DVD.
• Match #10 - Skylar Skelly vs. Matthew Palmer
• Skelly brings a bag of ice with him.
• Both men make creative use of said ice.
• Palmer ends up spiking Skelly for the win.
• Match #11 - Title vs. Title Match
• Robert Evans vs. Masada
• Robert Evans is the reigning ACW Heavyweight Champion. Masada is the reigning ACW Hardcore Champion.
• These two really dish out the punishment to each other.
• The match ends with both men down, unable to beat the ten count. No contest is declared.
• Match #12 - Six Man Elimination Scramble For Anarchy Televised Title
• Gary Jay vs. Davey Vega vs. Super Electro vs. Dingo vs. Akira Tozawa vs. (c) JT LaMotta
• Akira Tozawa is accompanied to the ring by Toshiro Nishida.
• Super Electro is eliminated by Dingo.
• Dingo is eliminated by Jay.
• Gary Jay is eliminated by Tozawa.
• Davey Vega is eliminated by Tozawa.
• JT LaMotta beats Tozawa with a rollup.
• Match #13 - Grudge Match
• Darin Childs vs. Scot Summers
• This is an insane match that sees the two men fighting all over the Mohawk including out front on the sidewalk, in the back of someone's truck, and eventually even in the ring.
• Childs gets the hard fought victory.
• Main Event - Six Joshi Elimination Tag Team Match
• Portia Perez & Athena & Amanda Foxx vs. Rachel Summerlyn & Jessica James & Serena Deeb
• Athena is eliminated first.
• Surprisingly, Serena Deeb is eliminated next.
• Portia Perez is the last woman left in the match and gets the victory.
• Postmatch, Lady Poison makes an appearance.