Results: ACW - "Guilty By Association 5"

Anarchy Championship Wrestling
Guilty By Association 5
January 16, 2011
Austin, TX - Mohawk

• Match #1 - No-Rope Barbed Wire Match for the Anarchy Televised Championship
• Scot Summers vs. (c) JT LaMotta
• This is actually a no-rope barbed wire match with cinder blocks.
• Summers has a knee injury going into this match.
• Both men rake the others face against the barbed wire. Summers is the first to bleed. LaMotta is the first to be thrown into the wire.
• LaMotta goes after Summer's injured knee early and often.
• Summers is the first to use the cinder blocks.
• Summers suplexes LaMotta, both men land on broken cinder blocks.
• The fight spills to the outside. Chair shots for both men.
• With LaMotta on the apron and his leg entangled in the barbed wire, Summers hits him with a cinder block to the face.
• Summers takes a small segment of barbed wire and molds it into a crown. Summers puts it on and headbutts LaMotta.
• LaMotta takes the crown and uses it to chop Summers.
• Summers breaks a Figure Four with a cinder block to LaMotta's knee.
• Summers finds the ring crew's wire cutters and cuts off a section of barbed wire from one side of the ring.
• Wire cutter shot to LaMotta.
• Summers wraps himself in his freshly cut barbed wire. It's a barbed wire body block to LaMotta.
• LaMotta still has some fight left in him. A big body slam, Summers hit his head hard on a cinder block.
• A brainbuster onto a cinder block and Scot Summers is the new Anarchy Televised Champion.
• Postmatch, the ring crew begins to cut down the barbed wire.
• Match #2 - Taipei Deathmatch
• Darin Childs vs. Shawn Vexx
• Before the ring crew can even finish cutting down the barbed wire, Shawn Vexx enters the ring and calls out Darin Childs. The match begins with barbed wire around half of the ring and broken cinder blocks covering the mat.
• This is a Taipei Deathmatch which means both combatants have their fists taped, covered with glue, then dipped in broken glass.
• Both men come out punching. Vexx is the first to come up bleeding.
• Childs chokes out Vexx with the barbed wire.
• Outside of the ring, Childs suplexes Vexx onto a chair.
• The men fight in and all around the ring and even upstairs to the Mohawk's second level.
• Back in the ring, Vexx DDT's Childs onto one of the few remaining intact cinder blocks.
• Now exchanging haymakers, both men connect at the same time and both are down. Neither man can rise before the ten count - the referee rules the match a no contest.
• Vexx is up first and is not pleased with the outcome. First he hits Childs with some viscious chairshots, then its a suplex onto a cinderblock.
• Finally the ringcrew can cut down the remaining barbed wire and clean up the ring.
• Match #3 - Faction Warfare (Trios 4-Way Dance)
• The Submission Squad: Gary Jay, Evan Gelistico & Pierre Abernathy vs. The Smurf Nation: JC Bravo, Berry Breeze & Chingo Smurf vs. The Children Of Pain: Khris Wolfe, Jason Silver & Sky Ryder vs. The New Takeover: "Cowboy" James Claxton, Franco D'Angelo & Jaykus Plisken
• This match is to one fall and contested under scramble rules. The loser of the fall must leave his faction.
• Miss Maulie accompanies the New Takeover.
• JC Bravo lands on his head twice early.
• Make that three times.
• The Submission Squad and the Children of Pain along with JC Bravo and Chingo Smurf all end up fighting outside the ring. This leaves Berry Breeze alone in the ring with all three members of the New Takeover. Berry Breeze doesn't last long and now he is out of the Smurf Nation.
• Match #4 - 10,000 Thumbtacks Match
• Rachel Summerlyn vs. Athena
• Athena is fast becoming my new favorite Joshi wrestler.
• It is Athena who dumps out the thumbtacks that cover the ring. Unfortunately for her, she is also the first to be backdropped onto the thumbtacks.
• This is another match that ends up on the outside - with Rachel ending up in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd rows.
• Rachel hits Athena with a swinging neckbreaker on the concrete.
• While on the outside Athena sets up a barbed wire board on top of a couple of chairs and then pours tacks on top of that.
• Davey Vega is out to interfere in the match but Athena doesn't want his help.
• Gory Bomb onto the tacks leaves Athena vulnerable and Rachel puts her in a Texas Cloverleaf. Now it's Gary Jay who is out and he breaks this up.
• Back to the outside, now it is Athena who is up on the stage area with Rachel standing (woozily) on the floor in front of the barbed wire board-chairs-tacks setup. Athena with a Thesz press off the stage onto Rachel who goes through the barbed wire board. Athena is the winner.
• Match #5 - Young Guns U-30 Championship (Last Man Standing Match)
• Greg Symonds vs. (c) ACH
• Prior to the match, Greg Symonds announces that this will be his last match in professional wrestling.
• Much intensity shown by both men.
• With Symonds on the outside - momentarily in a chair on the front row, ACH hits a full speed tope suicida.
• ACH bodyslams Symonds on the concrete.
• With Symonds down on the outside, ACH hits a 450 splash off the apron.
• Back in the ring and Symonds is bleeding.
• After an intense battle, a wounded Symonds ends up on one knee in the corner. At the top of his lungs, Symonds yells for ACH to "Be a man." ACH enters into a Crane stance and then delivers a solid kick to the face of Greg Symonds. ACH retains the U-30 title and the torch is passed.
• An excellent match... buy the DVD.
• Match #6 - Dingo vs. Akira Tozawa
• Tozawa works over Dingo's arm like a master.
• Big tope suicida attempt by Tozawa, who ends up eating chair.
• Dingo works over Tozawa's neck.
• Now Tozawa hits a full speed tope suicida.
• Tozawa with a German suplex hold but his neck is too hurt to hold the bridge.
• Tozawa gets the win with his armbar submission.
• Another excellent match, in fact some at the show call this the match of the night. Buy the DVD!!!
• Match #7 - ACW World Hardcore Championship Match
• Jimmy Jacobs vs. (c) Masada
• After a brief appearance of some chain wrestling, the ring fills with chairs.
• This is another match where the combatants fight all over the outside of the ring.
• Near the stage area, Jacobs finds some skewers and sticks them into Masada's head.
• Jacobs hits Masada with a bulldog onto a standing chair.
• Masada gets Jacobs up on his shoulders and hits the electric chair onto a couple of chairs.
• Masada retains the title with a Tombstone piledriver onto a pile a chairs.
• Match #8 - Four Way Elimination Match
• Skyler Skelly vs. Mat Fitchett vs. Davey Vega vs. Paul London
• Even though it is still January, Paul London wins the 2011 award for longest entrance.
• Dive trains sees London nail Skelly with a slingshot spinning pescado.
• Vega hits both London and Skelly with a tope con hilo over the top rope.
• Fitchett finishes the sequence with a twisting tope con hiro.
• Fitchett eliminates Skelly.
• A Shooting Star Press from London eliminates Fitchett.
• But it is Vega who with an Air Raid Crash eliminates London and wins the match.
• Match #9 - American Joshi Championship (Dog Collar Match)
• Lady Poison vs. (c) Portia Perez
• Portia attacks Lady Poison from behind with a belt shot to start the match.
• Since Lady Poison came out with the collar and chain already around her neck, Portia takes full advantage.
• The two women fight all over the Mohawk, including the merchandise stand.
• Portia dumps out a trash can - beer bottles and all - on Lady Poison.
• Back into the ring, Poison mounts Portia and finally attaches the dog collar.
• Miss Perez has a bloody nose.
• Now the fight goes under the ring.
• Once again back in the ring, Portia locks on a crossface using the chain. It's not enough to finish Lady Poison though.
• Out of frustration Portia attacks the referee (McLovin). Bongwater is out to take his place.
• Lady Poison takes Portia down and mounts her. It's a poison kiss and Lady Poison is the new American Joshi champion.
• Match #10 - Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match
• Slim Sexy, Kash, & Brent Masters vs. Highroller Hayze, Bobby Lambert, & Johnny Axxle
• Sexy and Team Sex (Hayze and Axxle) have much history.
• Hayze and Slim Sexy end up fighting all over the Mohawk and into the back.
• Meanwhile in the ring, the big men (Kash and Lambert) are going at it.
• Lambert hits a delayed vertical suplex on Kash.
• Kash loses his pants, but still manages to knock Lambert to the outside.
• Masters hits a moonsault off the top turnbuckle to the outside.
• Kash gets a long beatdown from Axxle and Lambert.
• However Kash ends up eliminating Lambert.
• Lambert leaves but not before putting Masters into the 1st and 2nd rows.
• Kash gets eliminated.
• A springboard crescent kick gets the win for Masters.
• Postmatch, Hayze and Slim Sexy fight back out. It's a pull apart brawl.
• Main Event - ACW Heavyweight Championship (I Quit Match)
• Matthew Palmer vs. (c) Robert Evans
• Evans graciously offers Palmer the opportunity to say "I Quit" before the match starts. Palmer declines the offer.
• And of course once again the fight goes all around the outside.
• Evans ends up in a trash can.
• Finally back in the ring, Evans has the upper hand. He (Evans) removes his sash and ties Palmer's hands to the top rope. Once again Evans offers Palmer the opportunity to quit. However Evans gets too close and Palmer is able to get his legs up and headscissor Evans over the top rope.
• Somehow Palmer manages to untie himself.
• And of course once again the ring fills up with chairs.
• With the fight back on, Evans has Palmer up into a crucifix (Razor's Edge) lift. Evans goes into a spin and dumps Palmer onto a stack of chairs.
• Palmer not only manages to escape a Boston Crab but turn it into a Cloverleaf.
• Palmer completes his comeback with a double underhook facebuster onto a pile of chairs.
• Now it's Palmer's turn. He goes under the ring and finds some duct tape. He duct tapes Evans upside down (Tree of Woe) in the corner.
• Palmer demands Evans quit. Evans refuses. Palmer menaces Evans with a folding knife. Evans still doesn't quit.
• Finally, Palmer tells Evans "No more chances" and puts duct tape over his (Evans) mouth.
• Palmer goes under the ring again and this time comes up with a gym bag. Rather suspiciously, this bag contains a trophy, some pink rope, and a gas can.
• Palmer procedes to pour gasoline over Robert Evans.
• Back into the bag and surprise, surprise, there is a big box of kitchen matches.
• Palmer lights a match.
• The referee finally does something by removing the duct tape from Evan's mouth. Robert Evans screams "I quit!!!"
• Matthew Palmer is the new ACH Heavyweight Champion.