Attack N Destroy Wrestling
Champions Life Centre - Spring, Texas
January 22, 2011
Match #1 -- Randy Mayze vs. Kris Kronie
A.N.D's first match of 2011 was an even affair until Kronie attempted an ill-fated split-legged moonsault off the top rope. Mayze took quick advantage of Kronie's mistake but couldn't come up with the right combination of moves to finish him off. The frustration in Mayze grew as he was unable to put Kronie away. Finally, Mayze snapped. He went to the outside and began throwing chairs into the ring. However, it was Kronie who first picked up a chair to use as a weapon. The referee saw that and moved to try and prevent the illegal chairshot. This allowed Mayze to hit Kronie from behind with a low blow. Mayze got the win with a running neckbreaker.
A.N.D's first match of 2011 was an even affair until Kronie attempted an ill-fated split-legged moonsault off the top rope. Mayze took quick advantage of Kronie's mistake but couldn't come up with the right combination of moves to finish him off. The frustration in Mayze grew as he was unable to put Kronie away. Finally, Mayze snapped. He went to the outside and began throwing chairs into the ring. However, it was Kronie who first picked up a chair to use as a weapon. The referee saw that and moved to try and prevent the illegal chairshot. This allowed Mayze to hit Kronie from behind with a low blow. Mayze got the win with a running neckbreaker.
- Nice swinging Side Effect off the second rope by Kronie.
Postmatch, the "Centerfold" Matthew Palmer (accompanied by Joshua Angel) comes out and challenges Kris Kronie to a match right there and then. Kronie accepts Palmer's challenge. But before any physicality can begin JT LaMotta comes out and has something to say. LaMotta holds up a FedEx mailer and announces that "the DNA results are in" and Kris Kronie is his (LaMotta's) younger brother. LaMotta goes on to say that until he can prove that Kronie is not his brother, no one is going to mess with Kronie. And so, it will be Palmer versus LaMotta later on tonight.
As ring announcer Jim Dickson prepares to introduce the participants in the next match - he is interrupted by A.N.D owner Matthew Byrnes. The bossman announces that he has fired Mysterious Q. Byrnes goes on to announce that A.N.D Heavyweight champion Theodore Kingsley III will defend his title tonight against Bolt Brady in a lumberjack strap match. Futhermore he (Byrnes) will be the special guest referee. And since that wasn't enough Byrnes call out Dan the Man. Apparently Dan the Man had been fired at a previous show and now Byrnes is asking if he wants his job back. When Dan says yes Byrnes says he will hire him back as head janitor. Somehow this all winds up with the two men in a two out of three challenges talent contest. Yeah, I don't know.
Now the reigning Cruiserweight champion Mr. B is out and he has a microphone. He challenges anyone in the back to a fight. The challenge is accepted by Wallace Gordon. This will be a non-title match.
Match #2 -- Mr. B vs. Wallace Gordon
Gordon attacks B from behind and the match is underway. Wallace Gordon uses every rudo choke known to man in this match. A superkick by Mr. B finally turns the match in his favor. Mr B gets the win with his finisher Boss Hoggin'.
Gordon attacks B from behind and the match is underway. Wallace Gordon uses every rudo choke known to man in this match. A superkick by Mr. B finally turns the match in his favor. Mr B gets the win with his finisher Boss Hoggin'.
- Gordon turns a Mr. B headscissors attempt into a sidewalk slam.
Match #3 -- "Centerfold" Matthew Palmer vs. JT LaMotta
Matthew Palmer is accompanied by Joshua Angel while JT LaMotta is accompanied with his "new" younger brother Kris Kronie. The larger LaMotta has control of this match until he runs into a facefull of spray sanitizer courtesy of Joshua Angel. What goes around comes around though as a second spraying attempt by Angel gets Palmer square in the face. LaMotta capitalizes and puts Palmer away with a cradle DDT.
Matthew Palmer is accompanied by Joshua Angel while JT LaMotta is accompanied with his "new" younger brother Kris Kronie. The larger LaMotta has control of this match until he runs into a facefull of spray sanitizer courtesy of Joshua Angel. What goes around comes around though as a second spraying attempt by Angel gets Palmer square in the face. LaMotta capitalizes and puts Palmer away with a cradle DDT.
- Good match between these two as you might expect.
**INTERMISSION**
Matthew Byrnes is back out and it is time for him and Dan the Man to do their two out of three challenges talent contest. First, Byrnes challenges Dan to a debate which Byrnes wins. Second, Dan challenges Byrnes to a popularity contest which Dan wins. Third, Byrnes chooses a dance contest and loses badly. So I guess Dan is back in. Byrnes ends up attacking Dan from behind and using a crutch leaves Dan the Man laid out.
Now Johnny Fantasy is out. Apparently this is his first appearance at an A.N.D event and he promptly introduces himself as Peter Fantasy. Yeah, I don't know. Fast Eddie Vegas comes out and shoos Fantasy away.
Match #4 -- Fast Eddie Vegas vs. "Rockstar" Robbie Gilmore
Early in the match it's Fast Eddie making with some underhanded tactics but as the match goes on it is the "Rockstar" who is bending and breaking the rules. Fast Eddie wins with a LungBlower variation.
Early in the match it's Fast Eddie making with some underhanded tactics but as the match goes on it is the "Rockstar" who is bending and breaking the rules. Fast Eddie wins with a LungBlower variation.
- Nice Asai Moonsault by Fast Eddie.
Main Event -- A.N.D Heavyweight Championship (Lumberjack Strap Match)
Bolt Brady vs. (c) Theodore Kingsley III
Matthew Byrnes is the special guest referee. The lumberjacks (carrying straps) are Wallace Gordon, Peter Fantasy, Joshua Angel, Matthew Palmer, "Rockstar" Robbie, Mr. B, Kris Kronie, JT LaMotta, and Randy Mayze. The good guy lumberjacks (Mr. B, Kris Kronie, and JT LaMotta) try to protect Bolt Brady against the bad guy lumberjacks (everybody else) but the numbers aren't on their side. Brady gets strapped anytime he lands on the outside anywhere near the bad lumberjacks. The special guest referee (Byrnes) is no help as he obviously favors Kingsley. In fact, everytime Bolt Brady makes a cover Byrnes has trouble counting. Kingsley finally gets dumped outside by the good guy lumberjacks and takes a strapping. But it's all for naught as Kingsley hits Brady with a running Samoan Drop and Byrnes makes the fast count. The champion Theodore Kingsley III retains.
It doesn't take long before everybody is fighting. Bolt Brady hits a tope con hilo on a whole crowd. Only Byrnes remains unmolested standing alone in the ring. But not for long, Dan the Man is out and it's a spear for Matt Byrnes.Bolt Brady vs. (c) Theodore Kingsley III
Matthew Byrnes is the special guest referee. The lumberjacks (carrying straps) are Wallace Gordon, Peter Fantasy, Joshua Angel, Matthew Palmer, "Rockstar" Robbie, Mr. B, Kris Kronie, JT LaMotta, and Randy Mayze. The good guy lumberjacks (Mr. B, Kris Kronie, and JT LaMotta) try to protect Bolt Brady against the bad guy lumberjacks (everybody else) but the numbers aren't on their side. Brady gets strapped anytime he lands on the outside anywhere near the bad lumberjacks. The special guest referee (Byrnes) is no help as he obviously favors Kingsley. In fact, everytime Bolt Brady makes a cover Byrnes has trouble counting. Kingsley finally gets dumped outside by the good guy lumberjacks and takes a strapping. But it's all for naught as Kingsley hits Brady with a running Samoan Drop and Byrnes makes the fast count. The champion Theodore Kingsley III retains.
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